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ᴀsɢᴀʀᴅ ɢᴇɴᴇsɪs ❧ mod account ([personal profile] asgardmods) wrote in [community profile] asgardmeridiem2012-01-19 08:21 pm

CUPCAKE WARS

Who: EVERYONE.
What: CUPCAKE WARS.
When: Days 24 and 25 (January 19-22)
Where: Cupcake making within the individual houses, judging in the Castle Plaza.
Rating: Worksafe? IF THIS CHANGES, LET THE MODS KNOW? I don't really see why it would, but...

[Come the morning of Day 24, a small wooden table will appear in each house's kitchen. Upon it lies a simple piece of parchment, explaining the rules.

[The Cupcake Wars have begun.]
honky: (✘From this fuckin' enterprise✘)

[personal profile] honky 2012-01-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gamzee had really been getting his hunger on lately, what with all of the cupcakin' that had been going on...and he started thinking to himself, "Motherfucker could really go for some motherfuckin' pies right about now..."

[Lo and behold, upon approaching the Hel house cupcake station with this idea in mind, one large, gleaming bowl of sopor slime had appeared.

[And Gamzee. Had. Completely. Devoured it.

[Now, three bowls later and completely stoned out of his mind, he finally has a small batch of sopor cupcakes baking.

[And where is he? Lying down in front of the oven, staring up at the ceiling tiles.

[Because they. Are. Miracles.]
holmes_fanatic: wide-eyed (Whose Body?)

[personal profile] holmes_fanatic 2012-01-20 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gamzee. After all he's heard about the troll, Conan is all kinds of motherfuckin' justifiably wary about disturbing him ... but what kind of a detective only relies on hearsay for his information?]

Ah ... comfortable, Gamzee-san?
honky: (✔And I'll be granting your permission✔)

[personal profile] honky 2012-01-24 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, lucky for Conan, Gamzee has never looked so docile as he does now, lying there on the floor, hands folded over his stomach, eyes glued to the ceiling, and a big, goofy grin on his face.]

Gamzee-san? Hahaha, hey man, I like that!

[Glancing your way.]

What is up my san? Hahaha...

[Now to the cupcakes...]

You seen these motherfuckers man? Workin' so motherfuckin' hard a-risin' in there...

Motherfuckin' miracles, I tell ya...
holmes_fanatic: (Endless Night.)

[personal profile] holmes_fanatic 2012-01-24 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is up my san? Oi --]

Ah -- I'm fine, Gamzee-san!

[Conan takes Gamzee's words as invitation to peer into the oven. Wow, but those cupcakes do not look appetizing -- but they are indeed rising.]

That is pretty miraculous, actually. Ne, what's in them?

[personal profile] exiledarcana 2012-01-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Isn't this the boy who had said some rather terrifying things to him until he found out Ryoji was a god...? Why is he lying on the floor? Why is he...What.]

[Ryoji leans over as he passes Gamzee, looking a little bit confused.]


Ah, excuse me? Are...Are you alright?

[He manages an airy little laugh, because from the look of things...Gamzee seems alright. But it doesn't hurt to make sure.]
honky: (➜The boys and girls in the clique➜)

[personal profile] honky 2012-01-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, man? Alright?

[He sits up now, grinning, and turns toward the oven, peering inside.]

Motherfucker, do you see them in there? Just look at those motherfuckin' miracles a-risin'...

Yea, man. Yea, motherfucker is alright...

[personal profile] exiledarcana 2012-01-24 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ryoji just raises an eyebrow slightly, a tiny bit confused, because he doesn't quiet understand. But then he takes a peek inside the over to see what Gamzee's baking up. Clearly, he was very pleased about them.]

I see that. What kind of cupcakes are they?
mortematris: (mother)

[personal profile] mortematris 2012-01-21 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh semi-adopted murderous son.]

Just what have you eaten?
honky: (✘You have it or you don't✘)

[personal profile] honky 2012-01-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Momma! :'D]

Well hey, motherfucker! Look who all it a-motherfuckin' is! My sister. What the motherfuck is up?

[Grinning, he casually dips his hand into a bowl of slime, scooping out a large handful for her to see.]

Sopor, sister. And only the motherfuckin' best.

[Nom.]
mortematris: (tell me more)

[personal profile] mortematris 2012-02-05 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds promising.]

I think I would like a taste of this...sopor.