asgardmeridiem | [closed] trolling gone wrong..

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[closed] trolling gone wrong..

Who: Yozora Mikazuki, Ange Ushiromiya, Shion Sonozaki
What: Shion attempts to figure out her new power of Trolling To A Third Degree To Interrogate but it backfires.
When: Day 61
Where: Hospital
Rating: PG13.......I guess....???????????

[ The plan was to send a few messages out to some of the cute NPCs she had seen flirting around with each other. Then she was going to lock them in a closet and question them about Loki. Seemed simple, right? She did want answers for the stabbing - she wanted to know about Satoshi, too.

But unfortunately, it seemed that the messages were sent to people she really didn't want to. And when she attempted to let them out of the closet that she had inadvertantly trapped them into... Well, it was as if someone shoved her from behind.

Which is why the three of them were now stuck in a dark closet, the door refusing to budge. ]

E-eh, this wasn't a part of the plan...

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[ After finding herself between Ange and a hard place, honestly, Yozora might pop a vein. But she won't. She's too busy trying to fix the position of her legs just enough so she doesn't get a cramp. Still, her tone is cold and unforgiving- ]

You were brilliant, as usual. [ -and dripping with sarcasm. ] Surely the mastermind behind all this has a Plan B.

How about starting with plan E first? That would be the plan where one of you attempts to get your elbow out of my stomach.

[ At least Ange is sounding as deadpan as always, despite not exactly being okay with the situation of being locket in this dark closet with these two girls out of all people in the place. ]

I don't even know whose it is.

Um... It might be one of Furbyko's, actually.

[ Ichigo practically destroyed them so occasionally her new friends have parts sticking out............ ]

A-and you know, things aren't so bad!

That's the last thing I want to hear from you, normal!

[ And she attempts to kick Shion. Sorry if she hits you instead, Ange. ]

Haven't you ruined our lives enough?

Wait, are those things in here as we--

[ okay, Ange is promptly shut up by that kick, why Yozora, why, please learn to aim in the darkness.. feel free to continue your conversation while Ange will just wince here, okay. ]

I didn't ruin anything. The only thing ruined in here is Furbyko's cute face... And maybe our dignity.

[ attempts to pound on the door.

gets ange's head instead. ]

Aa-- sorry!

The next time I see that hideous bug-eyed creature, I'm ripping its limbs out, bludgeoning it to a pile of synthetic fur and scrap metal and tossing it in the fire!

Ange, get your boob off my knee.

[ JGHJKDHJ HIT AGAIN.. ]

Listen up you two! I'm this close to just using my powers to get both of you pressed up against the wall and away from me, so refrain from using my body as a punching bag for your frustrations!

... And that isn't my boob, that's one of Shion's weird.. things.

That's not Furbyko, she's here with me! See?

NEEIEEEE....NEEEeeeee

[ Sounds like Furbyko's dying. Yes she taught it to call her nee-nee shut up. ]

And you won't touch her! She's innocent in this, you know. I already apologised for this! [ no she didn't ] Or, I will. Sorry!

Sorry isn't enough for the damage you've done. You will atone for your sins here and now. Especially for spreading lies about me and Amakusa! [ Again with Amakusa. ] To think that even Ange believed it... And told Shu...

[ no why does Amakusa have to be brought up--!! ]

Hey, I didn't believe that at all. I just.. happened to mention it to Shu randomly, that's all. [ not that she was worried someone might run off with Amakusa..!!! ]

[ ... oh yeah, she did that, didn't she. gig..gles... ]

But now you're all friends, right? It worked.

[ ...yeah she doesn't believe you, ange... ] And now Ange is ever closer to Amakusa-chan than before! [ amakusa-chan... ]

[ Amakusa-chan Yozora raises an eyebrow, but okay, she's behind Shion on this one. ]

Yes... Our little Ange is finally growing up, it seems. [ says this into her ear just to tease her mwahahaha ] When are you planning on giving him that heartfelt confession? Will you get your family's blessing or elope with him before they find out?

[ ... no. No, no, no, why is she locked in a closet with these two, why are they talking about Amakusa, and why are they talked about her and Amakusa in that way while it's not like that at all!! ]

You two are completely getting it wrong from the start! That guy's just my bodyguard, and if anything all I want to do is give him a good punch in the face when he's being an annoying jerk again.

I suppose in the language of tsundere that means "I love you" anyways...

So Ange is that sort of character... "I-it's not like I love Amakusa from the bottom of my heart or anything, okay!?" right?

So when a girl says 'no' nowadays, it just means they secretly still like that person? Give me a break, that theory is so lame I almost feel like crying.

[ deadpan, of course, not seriously.. ]

Aren't you two just projecting your own crush?

Hee, as cute as he is - which is super cute, by the way! - I'm already taken. My maiden's heart has belonged to someone for awhile! That's why I'm not competition for Ange-chan!

[ no, really. amakusa is a hot piece of man meat, ange. go tap that. all over asgard. let the tsun be conquested by the dere. ]

Heh, in what universe do I pose a threat to Ange's l-love life? [ quickly ] Anyway, he's not my type.

[ ANGE JUST TAKE HIM ALREADY ]

[ NO SHE CAN'T FOR SHE IS TSUNDEREEEE. ]

There's no such thing as 'competition' or 'threat'! I'm not interested in something like love, unlike the two of you. [ well, 'maybe' in Yozora's case, Ange's trying to imagine Yozora actually crushing on a guy right now.. ]

Let alone love with that guy.

Eh? Eh? Is she denying it even more now? No good...

[ sigh. ]

What about poor Amakusa-chan's feelings, huh? You're probably stomping all over his heart.

I have no such interests. [ yeah good thing it's dark because she's blushing. her voice got a tad shaky there, though. ] I just like watching you squirm in pain. Don't you feel ridden with guilt whenever you deny his love and push him away?

[ is that a slight breaking point she hears from Yozora-- but it's impossible to jump in on it to counter-troll or something since these two egging her on is just too much and horrible. ]

We're talking about a guy here who hits on practically anything remotely female-looking, as I've said before. I'm sure he won't care whether I return his casual flirting or not, really. Aren't you the two 'stomping over my heart' with your false accusations?

It's a good thing Ange-chan is so cute, huh... Otherwise Amakusa-chan would end up with some frilled up boy.

[ completely ignoring that... ]

Ah, yes -- wait, Amakusa has that sort of hobby!? [ She's caught off guard by that comment because IT JUST SOUNDS SO SCANDALOUS TO HER... AMAKUSAAAA ]

[ yes let's talk about how scandalous Amakusa is this topic is much better..!! ]

What, Yozora? You're surprised to hear that? [ even if it's not true but ssh.. ]

Yeah, you're really not on top of things, huh?

[ completely forgot that they're locked in a closet now that it's gossiping time.. ]

Gossip doesn't interest me. [ BUT ] In any case, he's always come across as a lecherous fellow.

That's because he is a 'lecherous fellow'. Why are the two of you trying to hook me up with a guy like that out of all people?

[ these matters need to be discussed in closets, okay.

they're the only appropriate place. ]

Because I think Ange-chan can tame that mighty beast... Wrangle his perverted nature into submission! Whoah!! Watch out, Amakusa-chan!!

[ DEMONSTRATING SOME SORT OF LASSOING MOVE.

PROBABLY PUNCHING EVERYONE. ]

I'll wrangle you into submission before you get out of here alive!

[ ATTEMPTING TO STRANGLE SHION'S NECK but pressing against Ange's body to reach her in the process ]

[ OH GOD WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE-- WHY ARE YOZORA'S BOOBS PRESSING AGAINST HER BODY LIKE THIS IT'S HORRIBLE. ]

If you two don't cut out this playing around, we'll all die in this closet and it'll be horribly embarassing when someone finds our corpses like this.

Edited 2012-04-26 11:13 (UTC)

What a scandal...

[ oh she just realized what she was doing ew

]

Ugh... If you have time to watch like the filthy pervert you are, why don't you find a way to get us out of here?

Maybe if we kick the door enough..

[ -- wait. ] Before anyone tries, make sure there's nobody between you and the door when you kick. Thanks.

Right... I got this.

[ she steps back, almost stepping on yozora, lifts up a leg and WHAM

...Nothing. ]

You two are out to kill me, aren't you?

[ But what's this? All of a sudden, she starts feeling nauseous. ]

Uhh, just being with you two makes me sick... Kgh! I won't throw up, I won't throw up, I won't throw up...

... Wait a second, is she seriously throwing up? You can't do that in the middle of the closet, we'd all get--

[ oh god this is horrible yet she's still trying to lineface.. ]

Shion, do something about it!

...Alright! Don't worry Yoyo, we won't let you die!

[ NOW SHE REALLY FEELS BAD so she raises up her foot once more, goes to kick--

and the door swings open. cue Shion stumbling on one foot out of the closet. ]

Don't -- call me -- Yoyo!

[ Yozora was leaning and pushing on the door when Shion kicked it, so when it swings open, her body gets thrown out of the closet and onto the girl in front of her. ]

[ FRESH AIR.. But yes, Ange's still half-standing in the closet when the other two ~~stumble~~ tumble out, thank god that this is over, at least. ]

Seriously, was it that easy all along?

Ah, maybe... [ PUSHING AT YOZORA it'll look naughty if she stays there-- ] Or it could tell that Yoyo was getting sick.

[ she has a feeling that it was because she started feeling apologetic but shhhhhhh!!!!! ]

[ Yozora has lost all energy to fight and simply rolls off Shion and on the floor. ]

Uhh... people, closed spaces...

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[closed] trolling gone wrong..

rating: xxx

rating pg13 for makeouts-- OKAY NO HORRIBLE

they only show these in porn theatres...

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