[ Sorry, Nakama. River's all f!sked on the social cues. Instead of recognising her embarrassment, she just sits down in front of her and pushes the board back and forth curiously, tilts it side to side. ]

Structurally sound. Not optimal for balance.

[ She looks up at Nakama. ]

Center of balance is key. Like walking; can't go too far one way or you'll tip.