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Mᴏʀɢᴀɴᴀ ➟ (Lᴀ Bᴇʟʟᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇ Sᴀɴs Mᴇʀᴄɪ) ([personal profile] veneficus) wrote in [community profile] asgardmeridiem2012-12-05 12:09 pm

Get down from your tree house sittin' in the sky

Who: A lady and a knight and open to those of New Camelot who want to make a guest appearance and have food thrown at them.
What: it's a cheery afternoon in New Camelot, Morgana asks Lancelot to teach her how to cook while plotting to try and drag him out of his much-too-gallant state into a food fight. Chaos ensues.
When: forward dated to day 186
Where: New Camelot building in the Thor district!
Rating: C for all the pendragons are children. also for abuse of famous 90s pop songs in the title of this whole thing. If you can guess the song by the lyrics, 10 points.



[ The heart of the matter was that Morgana was bored.

Usually an active person all around, she had spent the morning in bed; a result of her persistant lack of sleep that she has not been able to change even after months without prophetic nightmares in this city.

So she slept and rested, nursed a mild headache and kept from moving about too much for the sake of her head and also because that even though her affections for Merlin has been made public, she has yet to discuss the matter with any of her housemate except for Merlin himself.

Their business, clearly, and no one else's.

But she was bored by the time morning turned into early afternoon and after a long bath, ventured into the living room, a simple emerald gown today.

It was a quest, by all means. She needed some form of distraction. ]


sworntovalor: (if a man still remembers him)

I'll show you mine if you show me yours ~

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-05 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[While she slept, Lancelot managed to get more done than most people do with their whole day, more than some people do in a week. When she enters the living room he's there, enjoying a moment's reprieve before setting to make lunch.

He looks up when he hears footsteps approaching, and stands up when he sees who they belong to.]


Morgana -- we were worried when you did not join us for breakfast - are you well?
sworntovalor: (you awake?)

yay 10 points \o/

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-06 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do you feel better now?

[Oh well, now it's his turn to summon a small slightly amused smile.] If I am to forgo titles around you, you may do the same.

[He walks towards her.]

Are you hungry?
sworntovalor: (not that I know of)

ALL OF THEM?? (yay)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-07 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear that.

[Here Morgana, you get a pleased nod as he forgoes his peace in favor of starting towards the kitchen.]

What would you like?

[A practical purpose; those he's good at.]
sworntovalor: (that is adorable)

/gives you half

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-09 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is where he presumes Arthur would jab at her cooking skills. Lancelot, however, is not quite as crass.]

You are weary, and recovering. Allow me to do this for you this time, it will put my own mind at ease. [He smiles at her kindly, bringing people down is just not his style.]

And it is no bother at all, as it happens I was just thinking it was time to make myself something.
sworntovalor: (bashful glance)

/sprinkles some sugar on top

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-10 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He starts walking towards the kitchen when her words stop him.]

I did what was right, what my heart commanded me to. You need not thank me, I'm glad that I could do so.

[He inclines his head towards her before straightening up with a smile and resuming his way towards the kitchen.]

How about pasta?
sworntovalor: (that is adorable)

and anything you want <3

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-10 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her choice of words doesn't go unnoticed, and it makes his smile soften. He nods towards her] With a pinch of salt, yes.

[He can't help it, he's thrilled for his friends, regardless of his own heartache.]

I'm very happy for the two of you.
sworntovalor: (tell me more tell me more)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-10 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Looking through the cabinets he pulls out the pasta and tomato paste for the sauce and leaves them on the counter before diving back in for a pan.]

You are both dear friends to me, Morgana. It is a given.
sworntovalor: (respectful bow)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-12 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[The pan is pulled out and laid on the stove before he turns to bow before her.]

You are always welcome. If there is anything I can ever do for you, you need only say it and it shall be done.
sworntovalor: (you're a good person you.)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-12 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Honor is never something one can have too much of, my lady.

[He inclines his head again with an amused smile of his own.]

Please do.

[Turning back to the pan, he spills the tomato paste into it.]
sworntovalor: (to the eternal code)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[You mature fast when everyone you love is slaughtered before your eyes. He turns to look at her, unsure of how exactly to take this other than be touched by her concern. But that, again, is a mature reaction.

Well if she wanted a joke she would be talking to Arthur, not him.]


You need not concern yourself with me, I have the rest I need.
sworntovalor: (if a man still remembers him)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-14 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oddly enough he's reminded of his first day in Asgard, when Arthur told him his hair looks absurd. Well it certainly must now, with pasta stuck in it. He looks at her, blinking in confusion; they may be friends but she is still the lady of Camelot. A food fight was not what he was expecting from her at any point.]

...that -- would cook better in the pot. [Nope, he's not going to fall that easily.]
sworntovalor: (trapped; listening)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I could not pick it up had you had one.

[Always honest, even when it's less than wise.]
sworntovalor: (if a man still remembers him)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-20 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite certain it will be worse still to accept a lady's challenge should it involve swords or daggers.

[He's sworn to protect her, he cannot raise a weapon at her, no more than he can raise one at Arthur.

Honestly, this situation is new to him and is certainly not covered in the legends or the code. How do you behave when the lady of Camelot wants to engage in a food fight?]
sworntovalor: (you awake?)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-22 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
It is not to others that my explanation will be owed, but to myself.

[This is not knight like behavior and he's tried so hard to keep a straight and clean path since that first mistake, that lie. But is there any harm in this if they are friends? Yes, she is a lady, but that shouldn't mean she isn't allowed to her fun, should it?

He picks up the pack of pasta, separating two portions and picks up the pot's lid, breaking the noodles in half, bits flying around everywhere. One hand moves to grab the majority of the half remaining in the other. What's left in that hand? Flies right at Morgana's upper body.]
sworntovalor: (I'm 100% sure that it ruled)

[personal profile] sworntovalor 2012-12-23 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he laughs with her; a rich joyous sound that hasn't left his lips outside of a tavern - or in one - in far too long. Days have been grim, and it feels good that remember that behind the duties and oaths stands a young man.

He doesn't throw anymore, instead dropping the pasta in the water.]


We do still need to eat - but you may throw whatever we have left at me if you wish.