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Who: Kiyomasa Senji (deadcenter) and Ai Ebihara (belies)
What: Fake dating. It's all for practice you see.
When: Shortly after Minatsuki's post.
Where: Amusement Park, Hel district
Rating: PG-13??



[Senji was seen walking towards the amusement park, located in Hel. They agreed to meet up, and he wondered if she was already there waiting for him. Aah... he never cared about being late- but she said this was a battle, it was a challenge. He refused to lose...! He was capable of ripping and cutting up people- he can do something as mundane as a date, right?

Even if it was completely fake and only for public image. GOING TO THE ENTRANCE TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK.]

Comments

[belies]

[ she actually doesn't arrive until a full twenty minutes after their agreed meeting time. wearing a rather pretty pink dress with a white cardigan with some gloss on her lips and mascara in her eyes and - basically, she looks way too good for you, senji, you lucky bastard.

she'd look even prettier if she wasn't frowning at you, though. ]

First lesson in Dating 101? Always pick your date up.

[ idiot! ]

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[....What the fuck. He notices that she's all dressed up and everything, but he hardly cares about looks anyways. Expecting a compliment? I don't think so.]

...Seriously?

[and he's frowning right back. He's just wearing that jacket of his, and a white shirt underneath it. classy.]

[belies]

[ wow, you're failing this class really really hard right now. ]

Seriously. You have to be a gentleman, god. What if I'd gotten kidnapped on my way here? What then, huh?

[ ugh, whatever. she flips her hair over her shoulder and rests a hand on her hip.

and waits.

and waits.

and waits. ]

...well? Aren't you going to say anything about my outfit?

[deadcenter]

[....NO REALLY- WHAT THE FUCK?!

Raises an eyebrow at that kidnapped statement. He kinda wishes she was kidnapped right now.

...

...Oh what, a compliment?]

Uh-... looks good, I guess. [yup, flawless.] I dunno I'm not really one to even care about looks.

[belies]

[ wow what? what is this concept?

...



oh yeah. the one she's supposed to be living by, now. ugh. ]

Well.. good.. for you... I guess.

[ ajsldkjsal ugh, whatever! she brushes past him, heading into the carnival, of course taking the lead. hurry up! ]

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[He sighs.... he can tell already this is going to be such a disaster.

STOP TAKING THE LEAD, HOLD YOUR TITS WOMAN.

He walks up to her, going through the carnival.... looking around at all the... creepily decorated things- it's so damn pink!]

...Heeh... just the thing I'd expect of Hel district... Anyways- wanna go on a ride first?

[belies]

[ ai considers some of the rides, and then her skirt... but most seem to deal with sitting down and staying put, so-- ]

Sure, why not. [ once he comes up behind her, she's content to let him take the lead... so long as he doesn't take them somewhere dumb. ]

Do they have these things in your world?

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[might as well tell her about his world.]

Sure do, actually- the prison I'm from is like a giant amusement park. Tourists can come and ride the rides and such, while some of the inmates have to put on shows. You know, dress up like clowns and humiliate themselves.

Only the public doesn't know that the prisoners have to put on those shows to even survive. We had these things around our necks- and if we didn't consume the antidote in three days, it would inject poison in us and we'd die.

But don't worry- like I said, some of us went after the corrupt warden and we got out! It was a zuppashi victory in the end!

[belies]

[ .....geez. talk about putting things in perspective. ]

The biggest thing I had to worry about was acne... [ more of a mumble to herself, head down and eyes on the ground as they walked.

ugh. what is this, even? is this guilt? it sucks.

she shakes her head. ]

What in the world is a zuppashi?

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[he didn't mean to make her feel guilty- it's just how things went in his world.]

Hahh? What'dya mean, what is it? It's just a word I say... I guess it doesn't really mean anything.

It fires me up, you know?

[belies]

[ ...snicker. ]

You're such a dork.

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[blushes at that a bit- and he rubs the back of his head.]

Ain't ever been called a dork before...

[belies]

[ ...?

oh no.

that's.

actually sort of cute.

._. stop it. ]

...w-well, that's what you are! [ default mode: huff huff! ] Now are you going to pick a ride or what?

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[he's not doing it on purpose good gosh.]

Hah-? Oh yeah, a ride. Let's see... well, what're you comfortable goin' on? Because if I'm gonna pick it's gotta be something big. [something zuppashi!!]

[belies]

[ that's even worse!! ]

Just so long as it won't make me puke all over my dress, I'm fine.

[deadcenter]

Well damn, toughen it out.

[he points at a FUCKING HUGE ROLLER-COASTER.] That one okay?

[belies]

[ she stares at it.

and stares.

... ]

Are you trying to give me a heart attack!?

[deadcenter]

Buahaha! [evil smile!!] Maybe!

Don'tcha think it'd be fun? I'll hold your hand. [WOW OOPS- THAT LAST STATEMENT TOTALLY SLIPPED OUT.... he hopes she doesn't catch that.]

[belies]

[ ask;dlajskl ]

I - I don't need my hand held, thank you very much!

[ stomping towards it now!! ] Hurry up, let's do this already!

[deadcenter]

[He didn't think she'd do it 8U]

Keh... you got it. [TO THE ROLLER-COASTER! And now they're standing in line... it's not that long of a line, he briefly wonders why 8) ]

[belies]

[ don't underestimate her stubbornness! ]

...this is safe, right? [ she stares up at the thing. ] I mean, they wouldn't be allowed to even have this as an option if it weren't safe, right?

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[he has his arms crossed but... he sighs and... big step for senji!!! He reaches out and takes her hand.]

J... just gonna hold your hand this once- got it? [don't expect it to happen again!!!]

[belies]

[ the action itself catches her so off-guard she completely forgets about the big scary roller-coaster ride... for like two seconds.

she smiles to herself, slipping her hand a little more comfortably into his and given his a slight squeeze. ]

Who knew you could be so sweet~

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[he has to look away from her- goddamn women and their goddamn soft hands!! Goddamn! Goddamnshit goddamn!!!]

Shut up.... I said it was just this once, since you were freaking out about it.

[belies]

[ she laughs, despite his protest. (or perhaps because of it. not that it's a malicious laugh or anything... she's just amused.

giving his hand another squeeze, she leans against his arm a little, stepping forward as the line starts to move. ]

And if something goes wrong and the rail collapses will you use your body to break my fall too?

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[stop....squeezing...! It sends a tingle up his spine- shit this is so weird!

He walks forward with her, still refusing to look at her.]

Nah- you're on your own there. [a joke...]

[belies]

[ then stop being so sweet! hehehehehe ]

Hmph, how rude. Like a fall would even harm this body, anyway. [ yep, totally checking you out now. ]

[deadcenter]

[turns to look at her... where are you looking woman.]

...Hah? [AND THE LINE IS MOVING AGAIN, oh look they're almost next.]

[belies]

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

Nevermind. [ idiot. ]

[deadcenter]

[frowns at that but WHATEVER FOOL!!

Annnnd here we go- they're next. He walks with her over to the roller-coaster, getting into the car first and he makes sure she's not about to fall or anything, that's why he's still holding her hand- got it?!?!]

Buaha! This is gonna be great!

[belies]

[ oh god he's like a twelve year old boy.

ai tries to keep her composure the entire time but WOW SERIOUSLY IS THAT LITTLE BAR THE ONLY THING KEEPING THEM IN THIS CART--!? ]

D-Don't we have to sign waivers for this? [ or wills.. ]

[deadcenter]

[shut up- you like it!!

IT'LL BE FINE!! He's just grinning about all this.]

Hey, you're the one who said you'd be okay on this type of ride.

ahhh i didn't get this notif ;;

[belies]

If I die, just know I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt you for the rest of your life!

[ and she's maybe scooting a little closer to you now. for safety, you know! ]

wow rude dw

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[FINE, SCOOT AWAY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! HERE GOES THE ROLLER-COASTER! BITCH ITS MOVING!!!]

Oho! Hope you're not afraid of heights, hehaha!

getting in the way of our love!!

[belies]

I - I'm not afraid of anythiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!

[ yeah. hope you like that girly screaming in your ear... ]

it doesnt want this ship!!!

[deadcenter]

[....oh okay- he has to lean his head away from her....GOD DON'T BE ANNOYING...!!

and you know what, I'm not gonna dictate this whole goddamn ride so- just imagine a lot of twists and turns and barrel rolls 'n shit.]

hater, dw!!

[belies]

[ THIS IS NOT HER FAULT WTF KIND OF RIDE EVEN IS THIS...!






by the end she's clinging so hard to his arm, she could probably tear it right off. ]

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[yep and the ride is over and he's still feeling pumped about it.... and whatever- he'll just let her cling to him without freaking out 8| !!]

Heha! That was a bang! Oi- you okay?