[And he's just going to be over here, backing up slightly. In his experience people that 1. refer to themselves in the third person and the plural and 2. hiss are usually Nothing Good. They're up there somewhere just below 'has fangs' on the list of red flags.]

Yeeeep, it's, uh. It's supposed to do that. So yes, looks like everything's in order here, I'm... just going to head on, yeah?

[He knows better than to just abruptly run, but definitely backing off just a bit quicker.]