"But what if we accidentally fell down a cliff into a canyon like that movie with whatshisface--" Scott was thinking of James Franco "--and one of us has to cut off one of our arms." Scott looked horrified at the thought, not that there was a strong possibility of this happening. Or any possibility for that matter.

"I'm not gonna pee sitting down, you ass." But talking about peeing made him feel like he should probably pee after having so many drinks. "I should probably pee soon." Except peeing meant peeing away the alcohol in his system.