Hey, what's good being a ghost if you can't have fun scaring people with it, right? Especially if they can't see it coming, nya ha!

...Buuut, they should know better than to bug the one person who can hear 'em out! Just because they're dead, doesn't mean they can't wait their turn. Still, I'd love hanging out with ghosts. Hanging out with dead things in general is great, but hearing them talk back? That'd be awesome. Whenever you wanted to watch your- tea-thing [Yeah he has no idea what a TV is. Or movies. Electricity and indoor plumbing still kind of freaked him out.] I could keep them company! We could talk about death and whatever else spirits like chatting about.