Or unfaithful to the memory of your one true love! Ah, there's no way to win. That's why you've got to make sure to marry the right woman, Laurent. [Romantic advice from Inigo. Just what you needed, right?]

Oh, yes. I've been told it's done through a kiss. That suits me perfectly! I ought to be able to find all sorts of girls who need a little pick-me-up.