Sasuke lets out an unimpressed noise because if left to his own devices, Naruto's answer to everything would probably be food. He grabs an arm to help prop him up, not even asking for permission as he does it and leads them over to the restaurant door.

Hopefully they have napkins laid out so he can at least stop his nosebleed.

"This whole thing was your idea, idiot." Probably won't be so quick to offer himself up as a punching bag next time, right?