So, before everyone sits down and the proper meal starts, Turlough can be found hovering over the table like a ginger vulture, trying to pinch a parsnip or two to satisfy his hunger without anyone looking. Unfortunately, Turlough is about as stealthy and subtle as a rock to the head and any attempts to sneak a little nibble of food are quite obvious.
Feel free to whap him on the hand with something. He deserves it.
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So, before everyone sits down and the proper meal starts, Turlough can be found hovering over the table like a ginger vulture, trying to pinch a parsnip or two to satisfy his hunger without anyone looking. Unfortunately, Turlough is about as stealthy and subtle as a rock to the head and any attempts to sneak a little nibble of food are quite obvious.
Feel free to whap him on the hand with something. He deserves it.