It's not something he's had to deal with before, so... maybe he'll be crap at it and we can, uh, slip under his non-existent radar.

[Yeah, and maybe he's liking being scratched at like that more than he thought he would. It sends this pleasurable little tingle down his spine and just makes him want to keep her right there for like, ever.]

Consider me the king of extra cheese, baby. [Don't hit him.] You bring it out in me. So, really, it's totally your fault.