As long as you don't try and turn the hypothetical into a reality, I guess you're right there.

[ Rachel's pretty intent on watching Stiles eat ( no, not actually watching him eat, but his mouth being by her fingers was definitely distracting in its own way, and yeah okay, maybe she really doesn't mind feeding him at all. especially not cheesy fries ), right up until Hale burps like that. good gods. ]

Whoa! Listen to you, little piggy. [ she laughs ] Please don't light my bed on fire, or I'll be forced to steal yours. Yes, I will steal your little dragon bed. [ not quiiiiite babytalking at him, but the threat is there. she can't help it, okay, he's adorable ]