[Don't mention animals. He'd heard a coyote yipping that time and what was left of his very minute dick crawled the rest of the way up inside his body.]

Mmm, well, I guess you could have my first romantic outdoor date. You win that one. And now I have to see if we're delving into dirty things or if this is all cutesy PG stuff, because there are a lot of dirty firsts you can have.