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Johan Liebert ([personal profile] uglyinside) wrote in [community profile] asgardmeridiem2012-04-29 12:57 am
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date but a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Who: Johan Liebert and Kaz (I will add the usernames when i'm not lazy)
What: The Love Boat. Or: Johan gives Kaz's head a boo-boo and the young man wakes up on a boat in the middle of a lake...
When: the night of Day 74??
Where: The lake that borders Gefion Park
Rating: PG-13...



Nothing was quite as spectacular as fear. As the light show faded away earlier that day, and brought with it a new sense of clarity, the mystifying of the process had been eradicated. All that was left was what was before. The agent that existed in packets of photons hadn't been so spectacular after all. Wavelengths and particles, existing on a curve between two very specific numbers. It was nothing more, and nothing less.

His actions tonight would be slightly regrettable in their potential consequences, and he knew this. Still, they were necessary, in order to keep up an image. It seemed to be ever-shifting, though he knew exactly where it would stop, and for whom each perspective would reveal itself to.

From the (UNSEEN/GODMODS) shadows of a distance, he watches the young man go about his business, and smiles at the sight. It is a cold smile, as peaceful as it was scornful, and his breath catches in concentration.

He really didn't enjoy getting his hands dirty, though he had no problems allowing his mind to sink to dark depths, and that was the convenience of this power, now, wasn't it? He didn't need to use his hands or his body at all.
parasiteye: (swindler)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
And unfortunately Kaz's prose is nowhere near as elegant. He may have passed by the party earlier but that wasn't his goal at all tonight; he just wanted to get out after all the nonsense with Diva. Staying in one place with someone else for long periods of time always made him stir-crazy... He hadn't had to share a room with anyone since his guild days. And never with a girl before.

Protip: it is awful.

Which is why this late-night walk and subsequent texting to a certain person is now occurring, a less-than-gentlemanly grin on his face and he fumbles to type on his bracelet. Which is terrible at because he's never tried to spell a single word in his entire life before and he's having to sound out the words as he goes.

"Wanna...fu..fa? Fu. Fuck too-night..."

Glorious.
parasiteye: (it costs how much)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-29 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
"--Huh?" Wait, what? He actually has to stop mid-step and look up with a clueless sort of expression because he wasn't supposed to actually be addressing someone.

....Did she just say yes?
parasiteye: (johan you fuckerrrrr)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-29 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaz might as well have been a sitting duck for all the effort he puts into evading that. Which is none because of the aforementioned closeness between this mystery woman and himself. He barely manages to recover from her bluntness before something equally as blunt smacks him right in the back of the head. For a split-second there's pain, and in the next second he's pitching forward into her with a grunt as his body loses all tension and a warm sensation trickles down the back of his neck.

That's about all he notices though; he's out before he even hits Ms. Sexy Jessica Rabbit Accomplice.
parasiteye: (rough night out)

omfg johan YOU SUCK SO MUCH COCK

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Consciousness comes slowly to Kaz. Not for lack of having taken blows to the head before (although that could certainly be part of it), but because of the severity as Johan the fucking Cuttlefish suspects. When he does start to come around the first thing he notices is how horribly awful he feels. The back of his head is aching and throbbing, his gut twists with nausea he can't feel, and when he tries to shift his limbs all he feels is the burn and constriction of the rope.

It has him groaning in mild agony as he clenches his eyes shut tightly for several moments--he's not even going to try opening his eyes until whatever the fuck keeps subtly rocking around him cuts it the fuck out.

Which will be never since apparently he's on a FUCKING BOAT. Worst date ever.

"Guhhh...."
parasiteye: (johan you fuckerrrrr)

Re: you wish YOU WISH

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Where....th' fuck are we...?" Unfortunately Kaz isn't well-verse in guns but the feel of something touching the wound is enough to make him wince, tugging at his wrists against and hissing in pain.

--Waitaminute.

"...Johnny?" No wait, fuck, that's not his name, why can't he think.
Edited 2012-04-30 02:31 (UTC)
parasiteye: (noose time)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Ugh--" That just makes the restricted feeling even worse and even though he knows he shouldn't he fidgets and tugs on his wrists. His brain is about three seconds behind everything else, and after a moment he sinks back onto the bottom of the boat with an ill sort of sound. "Just--loosen it, it hurts."
parasiteye: (rough night out)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Ghhh---!!" Oh my god fuck you that does not feel like recovery at all??? Kaz practically curls up on himself as much as the bindings will allow, gritting his teeth at the fresh wave of pain. As if he didn't feel horrid before, that has him wishing he could vomit for all the nausea it makes him feel.
Edited 2012-04-30 03:13 (UTC)
parasiteye: (johan you fuckerrrrr)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's...a pretty fair assessment all things considered. Kaz is just huffing on his side as pain jolts through the back of his head at random intervals. he doesn't even notice the noose because really he could care less when it feels like the back of his head's been split wide open.
parasiteye: (OW fuck)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-04-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
The sound of wheezing air escapes him as he tries to suck in a breath. Finally the pressure registers, but not before the gun against the back of his head has him wincing and trying to swallow. Which doesn't quite work and he's already feel absolutely terrible--Kaz doesn't even hear anything past "Diva" before he's pressing his face into the bottom of the boat and making...well, a rather disgusting noise.

It's caught partway between a gag, hacking, and clearing his throat because trying to empty his silk glads is as close as he can come to vomiting. And of course those are empty since Asgard took that away, so what it really amounts to is him forcing out pink frothy spittle when Johan forces his head up.

Blllgghghhghghghrrrgrrgrhhhhhh.