NEW YEARS EVE FESTIVAL LOG (WOW GUYS, THIS TOTALLY ISN'T LATE OR ANYTHING...)

[asgardmods]

Who: Everyone!
What: New Years Eve! WUTWUT.
When: Err...New Years Eve. Wut...wut? (December 31st, Day 14, etc.)
Where: The Castle Plaza
Rating: Worksafe. If this changes, PLEASE INFORM THE MODS.

[Look down. Now back up! Where are you? You're in the Castle Plaza, with the Gods your Gods could God like.

[Lively, pleasant music hangs in the air around you as fireworks explode in the sky above. There is a tempting aroma teasing at your nostrils. Where is it coming from? Those long tables at the center of the plaza, overflowing with food you love. Craving anything from home? You'll be sure to find it there.

[Look around you. What do you see? Carnival games. Hundreds of Carnival games, including a dunk tank, and all for free! Carnival games not your thing? Why not give the dance floor a try? That music is awfully catchy, and just look at all those stunning lights!

[Enjoy yourselves, travelers. A New Year is upon us.]

Comments

[entreats]

[ welcome to the 'I'm not entirely sure why I'm here' party club. although what is that hat, seriously, Ange can't help but question that when she passes by - especially since she recognizes the guy from their previous conversation. ]

Trying to play Santa?

[quests.livejournal.com]

Is that the owner of this hat?

[ ...so thedas doesn't have a santa. ]

[entreats]

What, you mean you just grabbed it off Santa's head without even asking his name? [ she knows this isn't what really happened.. ]

[quests.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I thought he was dead.

[ looting corpses and getting hats is pretty much a Hawke Thing ]

[entreats]

[ you're a special kind of guy, Hawke.. ]

I think you could tell the difference between a corpse and a living person. You're not a complete idiot, are you?

[quests.livejournal.com]

You'd be very much surprised at how agile dead bodies can be.

[ they often attack him. ]

[entreats]

Oh, no, I know all about that. They constantly up and vanish, it's pretty annoying.

[ deadpan, THIS IS A LEGIT THING IN UMINEKO OKAY.. ]

[quests.livejournal.com]

...I wish our corpses would learn that trick.

[entreats]

What, you wouldn't be freaked out if a corpse suddenly disappeared the moment you'd turn your back on it? It might be out for revenge without you knowing then.

[quests.livejournal.com]

I expect revenge all of the time. Some more corpses doing so wouldn't surprise me.

[entreats]

... Does anything at all faze you?

[ who are you to ask that, miss jumps off skyscrapers gives no shits.. ]

[ex_doglord309]

[ He pauses. ]

Not anymore. I've gotten used to everything, really. After you see a ogre get stuck in a wall by the horns there's not much left.

placeholdering just so I can get a notif or I'll forget!!

[entreats]

Try seeing people getting murdered by bunnygirls on for size and then we'll talk further about this.

jelleplanet!!!

[ex_doglord309]

Bunnygirls? I haven't seen that. How about digging around in poop while being attacked by giant spiders?

[ The things he does for Anders.
At least he didn't say "poopy". ]

EVERYBODY JELLEPLANET TONIGHT

[entreats]

Are we seriously going to try and one-up each other over weird stuff now?

[ HJGHFHKJ I'M SORRY I LAUGHED SO HARD ]

JELLEPLANET EVOLVES INTO JELLEGASGIANT

[ex_doglord309]

I'm sure the bunnygirls would win.

[ it's okay...........................................so does everyone...........hawke's life 2012 ]

JELLEGASGIANT EVOLVES INTO JELLEBLACKHOLE

[entreats]

I'll introduce you to them if they ever pop up here.

[ isn't she so nice... ]

STEPHENJELLEHAWKING...

[ex_doglord309]

Excellent. I always needed more problematic friends.

GDJFKGHJDFJHKDFKJ WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

[entreats]

Who knows, maybe you could even learn a thing or two from them.

[ex_doglord309]

Now that would be a feat. Only demons and bloodmages have ever offered something so nice.

[entreats]

You're good pals with demons? Why don't I feel very surprised.

[ex_doglord309]

Pals? Not at all. [ he smiles, albeit a bit sadly. ] No one in my world can be friends with a demon.

[entreats]

Normally I'd say that's pretty much a universal constant among worlds, considering the way demons are and all, but it's already been disproven in my own world.

[ex_doglord309]

Is that so? It would make things so much easier in my own.

[ Like

the entire world wouldn't be INSANE. ]

[entreats]

[ > implying there's anything remotely sane in Umineko.. ]

You think? It actually makes it only worse when someone turns them against you.