[closed] two best friends play

[playerkills]

Who: Boobs-san (stungun) and Tits-san (playerkills)
What: Practicing their telekinesis powers.
When: Day 123
Where: somewhere in the Loki district
Rating: PG-13 because they're awful

[ Yozora arrives first to a patch of the district they've designated as their training area. The targets are all in place in the vacant lot - all they need is to shoot them down. She's been waiting for twenty minutes, but twenty minutes too early, it seems - she doesn't look too pleased when Shion arrives on time. ]

Tch. Late again. I hope you came well prepared, Boobs. I'm not holding back this time.

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[stungun]

Your sense of late really needs some work...!

[ arriving perfectly on time every single time. ]

Ah? Then neither will I!

[playerkills]

Heh, words are for the weak.

[ She picks up a water balloon from the basket with her mind and throws it at Shion.

...not quite. It misses her shoulder by a few inches and hits one of the targets. It doesn't hit the bullseye, though. ]

Ditch the targets. Let's go one on one.

[stungun]

[ doesn't look as it explodes against the target

COOL PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS!! ]

You got it, Yoyo-chan.

[playerkills]

[ MOVING LIKE A WATERBENDER!!! and making two water balloons float in each hand. ]

I'm giving you the opportunity to run away now, because I doubt you can do that later.

[stungun]

Hah, if I wanted to run, you'd have no choice but to let me go. [ She twitches her fingers and copies Yozora - two balloons. ] Sorry in advance.

[playerkills]

You'll want to take that back. [ She furrows her eyebrows. It's on.

Without warning, she takes aim at Shion's face and... sends one water balloon flying at her feet. It looks like that was a feint, after all. ]

[stungun]

[ THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST FEINT-- but she approves... attacking like that...!! She has to jump back, but some splashes onto her legs and she laughs. ]

Wah, how sneaky!

[ It's her turn though -- she merely sends one sailing straight towards Yozora's stomach, with no tricks this round. Yet. ]

[playerkills]

[ RIGHT? YOZORA WHAT THE HELL but it's cool. Yozora smirks at how easy that attack is and stops it in time with another balloon, causing both to explode in the middle of the field. ]

My, you're boring me here. [ she says with a smug look on her face. Wipe it off her, Shion... ]

[stungun]

[ While the balloons explode, she's sent one from the right side, aimed at Yoyo-chan's face.

FEINTS. ]

[playerkills]

[ It splashes all over her face! Poor Yozora, she stopped being the athletic type early on in her life.

Gonna stand there and gently drop her water balloons for a moment as she silently seethes in anger. ]

[stungun]

Problem, Yoyo-chan?

[playerkills]

You're definitely not one of them! [ She hurls one balloon after another, and you can tell she's been practicing on her concentration, because the pieces of rubber from balloons that have already popped fly on Shion's face. ]

[stungun]

[ LMFAO THIS IS BECOMING CHRONICLE: THE FEMALE VERSION.

Ouch, rubber hurts. She rubs the remains off of her face - slightly reddened now, allowing most of the strikes to actually hit her.

Drenched, she turns back to Yozora and grins. ]

Hee, that was pretty painful. But as you can see, I'm still standing...!! Never will you make me fall down! [ WHY IS SHE BEING SO DRAMATIC. ] An enemy that won't fall down... a really cute cockroach! [ DID SHE JUST COMPARE HERSELF TO A COCKROACH yes she did.

She points ahead of her and the pieces of balloon all around her float around, then condense into one point, creating a ball of rubber, then expands to flatten out into a small

rubber

shield.

Like a condom for war. ]

[playerkills]

[ OH NO Shion, please stop Yozora from destroying the world with her madness.

Yozora presses her fingers on her forehead and smirks back at Shion. ]

Unfortunately, I'm immune to the cuteness of adolescent girls. Come now, let's not hide behind shields like cowards do. Show yourself and let me squish you like the bug you truly are!

[ tl;dr don't you want to do this raw???

She doesn't fire. Instead, she commands one of the small target posts to fly to her side and uses it like a huge flyswatter - her weapon of choice. God that sentence was really lame, but what's even lamer is how true it is... ]

[stungun]

[ Ah?! She wants to get rid of the shield and do dirty things to her?! So that's how it is... ]

Heh, no problem... [ She points at her water balloon condom with her fingers in the shape of a gun and smirks. Whoah she looks really cool except for the condom thing!! ]

Shieldko, attack! [ K1 would be so proud. She "shoots" the shield...thing... towards the "fly swatter"...!! ]

[playerkills]

[ meanwhile Yozora's inner goddess is dancing the salsa or insert some other 50 shades quote right... here

With all her might, Yozora swings the target post to hit the makeshift shield! Except not. She doesn't hit it like a true pro baseball player at all. Why? Because she's using her mind to move it, of course. It's too bad that after she hits it by sheer luck, both target post and shield are going, going, gone. ]

Ah...

[stungun]

[ it's really funny watching someone try to play baseball with a giant post... alas, rest in peace shieldko. ]

That wasn't too bad...!

[playerkills]

[ Yozora goes back to twirling her hair. She's disappointed by her lack of control, but she won't deny that she had fun. ]

It could have been longer... Your technique isn't far from excellent, if I do say so myself.

[stungun]

Ah... Thanks. We'll both keep trying, huh? We'll surpass Loki himself at this rate.

[playerkills]

That damned god better make us stronger after this. It wouldn't hurt to level up in the world.

[stungun]

Level up...? Like a game?

[ she's thinking of tabletop games... ]

[playerkills]

Come to think of it, it might be like a game. Earn enough experience points and you might get stronger?

[stungun]

... I'm afraid I don't know what that means.

[playerkills]

You truly are from the past. For the first time, I feel an intense amount of pity coming over me...

[stungun]

For the infinite time, I feel an intense amount of bloodlust coming over me...

[playerkills]

Wait! We just ended training a few tags ago! [ no stop being meta ]

[stungun]

Oh, let's continue then.

[playerkills]

Okay.

[ cue battle music

Yozora used MUD SPORT! I mean she throws some water balloons on the ground to make the field muddy as she runs away to put some distance between them. ]

[stungun]

H-hey...!! Come back here!!

[ CHARGES THROUGH THAT MUD LIKE A BULL. ]

[playerkills]

[ Yozora trips on the mud like the frail shut-in she is, though... ]

[stungun]

--Eeh?!

[ she doesn't want to trip over her, so she leaps and lands on the other side, splashing mud all over them both. ]

...Yoyo?

[playerkills]

[ Slowly, but surely, she pushes herself off the ground and on her knees. ]

Shi... on...

[ She still wants to fight! ... Wait, Yozora, wasn't this training!? Either, she doesn't look like she's in any condition to. ]

[stungun]

...Are... you alright?!

[playerkills]

Damn Melons, get away from me... I will, definitely, win...

[stungun]

Melons?! Yozora, are you in a delusional state?! There's no melons here, I promise!

[playerkills]

I'm talking about you! You damn pair of melons! [ ah yozora's really lost it... ]

[stungun]

I'll schedule you an eye appointment...

[ and a brain one... if she's appearing as fruit to her... ]

[playerkills]

I don't want a doctor... I want revenge...

[ STOP ]

[stungun]

Doctor McLove isn't in the office today, try back next year.