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[occulthymns]

Who: Venom, Adel and Euri
What: Euri owes Venom lunch, and Adel is going to help.
When: Sunday at noon!
Where: Freya house kitchen.
Rating: PG! Because Venom is Venom.


[Cooking was never Euri's strong suit, but that hasn't stopped her from taking this lunch incredibly seriously. She figures she did everything right: went to the library in Odin's district to get a few cookbooks on human cuisine, made sure the kitchen in Freya house had all the right ingredients, prepared them all correctly....

There's just the small issue of the stove. Euri's used to cooking over an open fire, so this thing is strange and she doesn't understand how the damn thing works at all. But her pride is getting in the way of asking, and that's probably why the stew she attempted has a sickly burning smell emanating from it.]

Come on, come on....

[She's currently stirring the pot and fiddling with the stove dials, as if doing so will magically fix her ruined meal.]

Comments

[occulthymns]

I'm not making that!! Think of something else!

[She's... just being difficult for the sake of being difficult at this point.]

[deadwhisperer]

[ sdjkgsdkgss oh euri ]

Augh--! Fine, what about vegetables???

[occulthymns]

Hmm....

[She folds her arms.]

Vegetables are a good start.

[deadwhisperer]

What about a vegetable casserole then...?

[occulthymns]

Put some chicken in it, too! And make dessert!

[deadwhisperer]

I thought you said you were making it.

[occulthymns]

I am! But you're helping, so start chopping.

[deadwhisperer]

Ugh..... [ PEOPLE WEREN'T LYING WHEN THEY SAID WITCHES WERE HORRIFYING 8| ]

[occulthymns]

[Do you really want her handling sharp knives Adel DO YOU.

Regardless the next little while will be spent cooking up a delicious chicken and vegetable casserole! Adel will be doing most of the work, of course, though Euri will be making the fruit cup desserts.

It won't be long before the whole kitchen smells absolutely delicious, and Euri's just putting the dessert in the fridge so it stays cool.]

There! And just in time, too - he should be here any minute.

[deadwhisperer]

Whew... I never thought we'd finish in time. [ mostly because EURI IS USELESS at everything except cutting and he probably had to stop her from sabotaging the food with witch creativity. HE'S TIRED ]

[occulthymns]

[And she looks like she's itching to start digging into the casserole c:]

You should stick around and have lunch with us! I'm sure this is enough for three people.

[deadwhisperer]

Are you sure? I wouldn't want to impose. [ "ON THE MEAL I MADE." ]

[occulthymns]

It'll only be imposing if you eat the whole casserole.

[That was a joke, but she'll pause and give him a Serious Look.]

Don't eat the whole casserole.

[deadwhisperer]

I don't think anyone could...there's a lot of it...