[A blink, and then he just rolls over on the floor with a smile, letting the lamp settle in his hair without missing a beat.]

You know, I happen to think I have a pretty open mind! I mean, humans have all kinds of weird things and don't even bother to make sure they're the same on the inside. [A slow, lamp-balancing gesture to the oily pile of shards.] But I won't blame them for it! They're just humans, after all.