OPEN; friendless losers club meeting #001

[playerkills]

Who: Yozora (playerkills), Meat (meatshields), all Neighbors Club members and applicants!
What: Neighbors Club general assembly. IC announcement here. OOC club applications here.
When: Day 32, 2pm
Where: Gefion Park, Baldr District because Yozora likes the cute animals here hehe...
Rating: PG-13 at most because Yozora and Sena

[ Like all previous club meetings, this one is guaranteed to end terribly. Not that our dear club president has learned her lesson. Yozora makes it twenty minutes early with a small book about public speaking in her right hand. She looks very serious and sullen as she reads it. Makes you wonder why no one approaches her, huh? In the meantime, everyone feel free to mingle and make friends! Oh, wait...

Below is an outline of today's program.

I. ORIENTATION c/o Yozora
II. INTRODUCTION c/o Sena
III. ACTIVITY SUGGESTIONS c/o Yozora
IV. CLUBROOM LOCATION c/o Sena
V. APPLICANTS c/o Yozora

DONE! Now go tag! Please please please tag around and make this post hideously beautiful. ]

Comments

[playerkills]

Alright. I can live with that. [ There are many ways to make Sena cry. ]

[songspiel]

[ wow she -- agreed quickly. ]

Everyone also needs to think of a different nickname to call Sena.

[playerkills]

You're right. Maybe if we had more guys to carry it for us. [ not counting lucille-chan ofc ]

[playerkills]

[ she can get creative. ]

Cow Woman. Bitch. Bimbo. Boobs.

[ see. ]

[songspiel]

I meant, we can't move it out because it's not allowed.

[ he's not sure with that though. ]

[songspiel]

Nothing insulting.

[ :[ ]

[playerkills]

Then I have nothing. Nicknames are only to be used between friends, anyway.

[playerkills]

Then we'll be upstanding citizens to earn some cash.

By selling Meat's body.

[songspiel]

And she's not your friend?

[songspiel]

[ would you like to ask tips from spinel -- ]

So there is your definition of "fun, private times" then.

[playerkills]

... No. [ it looks like she wants to add something to that, but it goes unsaid ]

[songspiel]

No?

[playerkills]

No means no! [ god that knowing smile is so annoying ]

[songspiel]

I was just making sure in case you'd like to change your mind.

[playerkills]

[ yozora would cry at that you know!!! ] I hear flat-chested girls are all the rage, though.

We'll have to add more decent fundraising activities to our list.

[songspiel]

[ . . . he's flat-chested but hey, he's a guy. ]

Where did you even hear that?

[playerkills]

Then that will be the day she dies. [ no it's already happened, maybe. unconsciously. ]

[songspiel]

Let's make that as another rule then. Everyone will be friendly towards each other.

[playerkills]

... You're asking this of me? [ SHE CAN'T DO IT AHH why can't she do it... ]

[songspiel]

I'm asking this from everyone. [ smile, yozora. smile. ] It's one step closer to making friends.

[departing]

How many people have joined so far?

[playerkills]

... Nine? I lost count. [ why ]

[departing]

Isn't that bad for a President? To lose track of your members is kind of....

[Irresponsible, but he doesn't want to say it so the sentence gets lost.]

[playerkills]

Hah? Did you say something?

[departing]

No...not really.

[DESTROYING HIS OWN LINE OF THOUGHT.]