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Hazama ([personal profile] suitsmyfancy) wrote in [community profile] asgardmeridiem2012-02-13 11:50 am

[CLOSED] DATE AUCTION

Who: Anyone
What: People who signed up for the Date Auction as dates with be bid on by others as their dates of the day.
When: Day 36
Where: Draupnir Theater, Freyr District
Rating: PG-13

So there you were, doing whatever you normally do in a boring day like this: by chance was it reading a book? Talking to a friend? Exploring the shops in the district? It feels like nothing can go wrong in the meantime and you were off continuing your mundane life.

But that doesn’t matter, anyway – by the time you blinked, it looks like you were transported in the middle of the stage with bright lights blinding your field of vision. The only thing that you’re able to make out is the chatter of a very loud audience and someone announcing your name. And if you happen to look down, you would see a name tag attached to whatever you were wearing with the following:

NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
ORIENTATION (optional):
BLURB ABOUT YOURSELF:

Question is, do you remember writing all of this down?

((OOC: AUCTIONS ARE NOW CLOSED.

All right folks, here’s the date auction! Please note that the announcer for this event is Rikku and Tidus, who will announce the people being auctioned off and the starting price - these will be the under PARTICIPANTS with the character's names in the subject, along with the fill out form in the body in the sign ups. Remember, characters bidding are paying with chocolates they receive from Valentines day and that the auction ends after Feb 14 2:00 PM CST OOcly. Happy bidding everyone!

Edit: People have been asking, and yes, people getting auctioned off can bid on others as long as it's not themselves!))
stungun: (shmion 3.)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm happy you think my face is pretty, but yours isn't so bad you know!

Forty two!
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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
All I have is my face! Forty-three!
stungun: (( magical girl demon #2 ))

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But your breasts will grow!

Forty-four!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't bring my breasts into this conversation!

Forty-five!
stungun: (( positive ) when they STUNGUN!!)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard not to, when they're not Sonozaki grade tits!

Forty-six!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll add every Sonozaki to my hit list and make them spite their ancestors for cursing them with such vulgar boobs!

Forty-seven!
stungun: (( positive ) when they LOLITA??)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
O~h it's been ages since anyone took on the yakuza family, Sonozaki! I'll be excited to hear how it goes -- you'll die!

Forty-eight!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yakuza? I see. How about we make a deal, then? Surely we can work something out. Even the great Yozora Mikazuki has her limits.

Forty-eight-point-five. [ YOZORA THAT IS NOT EVEN A THING ]
stungun: (( neutral ) when they quieten)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm listening.

Forty-eight point six.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at this guy. The only thing nice about him is the way he plays Hendrix on his guitar. Now that I think about it, what good is he to one girl alone? I'd feel really sorry for the poor creature.

If I had feelings.

Forty-eight point seven.
stungun: (( neutral ) when they spy on mion)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Alone, you say? Hmm... I can see a myriad of uses for him, but not by myself... What are you thinking, Tits-san?

Forty-eight point eight.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking of the rare occasion in which I choose to cooperate with someone for once, Boobs-san.

Forty-eight point nine.
stungun: (( FUCK LIFE I THE NUTS ))

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you meaning to split him in half?

Forty-eight point ten.

[ shion that's not............ screw it ]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to use the word share, but they way you put it makes it sound much more enticing. I like it.

Forty-eight point eleven.
stungun: (( neutral ) when they witch)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right. So if I agreed, if, we would both win.

Forty-eight point twelve.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at it this way - he'll have two masters, thus fulfilling more purpose in his life. Not so useless anymore, no?

Forty-eight point thirteen.
stungun: (( neutral ) when the moon glows)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think. You have a deal.

Forty-eight point fourteen.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then shall we deal the final blow, Sonozaki?
stungun: (( anime ) when they conspire)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, Mikazuki!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-14 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ARE YOU READY GUYS wait wrong katy character

all together now ]


FIFTY!
stungun: (( magical girl demon ))

[personal profile] stungun 2012-02-14 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ AT THE SAME TIME!! ]

FIFTY!!
disasterrific: (Dot Dot Dot)

50!

[personal profile] disasterrific 2012-02-14 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...okay I have no idea what just happened. Fifty to the...well, you both got 'im at the same time...oh, each of you pay twenty-five and you can share him!
charming_jerk: (WHUT)

[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-02-14 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Johnny stops playing when he hears Rikku say that. TWO girls?! He looks down at the audience... Is one of those people Yozora?]

What? Are you frickin' serious?!
disasterrific: (Murr Face)

[personal profile] disasterrific 2012-02-14 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you get two dates. Most people here are just getting one!
charming_jerk: (thinking)

[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-02-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is stunned. And thrilled. But he's not going to act like it, of course.

Okay, maybe Yozora isn't actually a good thing, but the other girl looks cute...]


Holy shit. That girl probably did it on a dare or as a joke or somethin', though. [He points to Yozora.]

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