[The trail of loud, often contradictory promises of free stuff has attracted attention -- not necessarily the attention Sena was hoping for. It's not the case Conan was hoping for either -- it has Sena's signature on it only too clearly. But following the trail's a welcome distraction to considering just what happened to him yesterday.

There's the sound of a small throat being cleared at Sena's side.]

False advertising's a misdemeanour, you know, Sena-neechan.