friendless losers cafe

[playerkills]

Who: The Neighbors Club and YOU!
What: tsundere maid cafe
When: Day 78, but people are free to tag in whenever!
Where: Neighbors Club headquarters in Sigyn
Rating: at least PG for Yozora and Sena because wow

Today is the grand opening of the Neighbors Club's newest event - the much-awaited Tsundere Maid Cafe. There are four location subthreads: outside the entrance, serving area, kitchen and a catch-all thread if there's anything else you want to do! FIGHT THE SYSTEM etc. In the serving area, feel free to pick a server of your choosing or leave it to us. If you're having trouble thinking of how to tag this, here's a list of RNG prompts for you to roll/pick from. The blank comments are spacers since a lot of people were having trouble loading our last log! Hopefully it works out for you guys.

OUTSIDE/KIDNAPPING	KITCHEN	CATCH-ALL
SERVING AREA	RANDOM SERVER	RNG PROMPTS
IC ANNOUNCEMENT	CODE	OOC INFO/PLOTTING

Comments

[holmes_fanatic]

[The trail of loud, often contradictory promises of free stuff has attracted attention -- not necessarily the attention Sena was hoping for. It's not the case Conan was hoping for either -- it has Sena's signature on it only too clearly. But following the trail's a welcome distraction to considering just what happened to him yesterday.

There's the sound of a small throat being cleared at Sena's side.]

False advertising's a misdemeanour, you know, Sena-neechan.

[meatshields]

Eh?! [ spinning around to flail at Conan ] That! That's an interesting statement but that would depend on whether or not you have proof! [ said sena clutching a handful of posters, standing in front of the building where the posters say they should get their free items at ]

[holmes_fanatic]

[Conan looks deliberately from said posters to aforementioned guilty party and raises an eyebrow.]

So this is a maid-cafe -- a fundraiser for the club?

[meatshields]

[ blank look ] What would we even need to raise funds for? [ rich girl, what is needing money? ] This is just a club activity so we can practice interacting with people! [ and she may or may not be mumbling 'and seeing the cute nipa-chwan in a maid outfit...' ] Well, are you going to come in or not?! I don't think we have an age or a height requirement to get in...

[holmes_fanatic]

[Suspicious look -- what the heck is a nipa-chan? -- but Conan nods.]

Ah. I figure you guys need all the help you can get!

[meatshields]

[ an innocent girl who may have to testify against sena one day oh no ] Oh! I thought you'd want to be a customer! But I guess you're too young to... eh what did that disgusting boy say... have dreams about this kind of thing, huh?! [ that is an appreciative smile she is giving you conan not to be confused with her appreciative WHAT A CUTE LOLI smile or her appreciative UTENA-CHWAAAAN smile-- she has a lot of smiles ]

[holmes_fanatic]

...

Definitely too young! So what needs to be done -- you've got waiters and waitresses already, right?

[meatshields]

[ hold on conan, sena is just going to stare at you trying to imagine what you look like in the waiter uniform ] I guess... when they're this tiny they have their appeal too...

[ terrifying ]

[holmes_fanatic]

[At least she's not imagining him in the waitress outfit.

This is Conan taking a very careful step backwards.]

[meatshields]

And an apron...

[ advancing on him ]

[holmes_fanatic]

H-hey! I'm volunteering to help in the kitchen!

((I am totally okay with Conan being commandeered as Sena sees fit!))