NEW YEARS EVE FESTIVAL LOG (WOW GUYS, THIS TOTALLY ISN'T LATE OR ANYTHING...)

[asgardmods]

Who: Everyone!
What: New Years Eve! WUTWUT.
When: Err...New Years Eve. Wut...wut? (December 31st, Day 14, etc.)
Where: The Castle Plaza
Rating: Worksafe. If this changes, PLEASE INFORM THE MODS.

[Look down. Now back up! Where are you? You're in the Castle Plaza, with the Gods your Gods could God like.

[Lively, pleasant music hangs in the air around you as fireworks explode in the sky above. There is a tempting aroma teasing at your nostrils. Where is it coming from? Those long tables at the center of the plaza, overflowing with food you love. Craving anything from home? You'll be sure to find it there.

[Look around you. What do you see? Carnival games. Hundreds of Carnival games, including a dunk tank, and all for free! Carnival games not your thing? Why not give the dance floor a try? That music is awfully catchy, and just look at all those stunning lights!

[Enjoy yourselves, travelers. A New Year is upon us.]

Comments

[entreats]

[ IT IS RATHER CHARACTERISTIC.. ]

If you eat too much, you might just die. [ saying it as usual with the straightest face and most casual tone, yup. ]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ sdkgjdsk HE TRIES NOT TO CHOKE ]

--What is with you and me dying, fuck!!

[entreats]

I was just giving you a friendly warning, that's all. You should be grateful.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, that's a shit warning!

[entreats]

So you would rather just not have me help you in case you would choke on your food and die? It's your choice, so I won't judge you for it, I guess.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I don't need your useless advice.

[entreats]

So next time you lie there choking on something, I should just leave you alone to die instead. Noted now.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I am not going to choke and die on anything!!

[entreats]

How are you so sure? It happens to plenty of people each year, you know.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Not to someone like me--you have to be a fucking idiot to die by choking on food!

[entreats]

I'll trust your judgement, then.

[ she shrugs and grabs some food off the table too, idly munching on it before swallowing. ]

Also, I don't think you have to try and sneak the food off. [ she's referring to what she noticed earlier.. ] They'd probably just let you leave with it even if you carried it in your arms. I doubt they care.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I ain't trying to sneak it off! Come on. Have you seen the people here? They're all...spacey in the head. This it to help carry more of it!

[entreats]

... That part is fine, but.. what do you mean by 'spacey in the head'?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Have you tried to talk to these people??

[entreats]

The people in general here? If by 'spacey' you mean 'completely stupid', then I guess I'm starting to see your point.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly! They're just weird.

[entreats]

[ like these two are ones to talk.. ]

More like just idiots. They're all partying like they have no cares while they're practically imprisoned.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ shhh they're totally normal, what are you talking about? ]

They should at least be working to make the most of things by doin' something useful.

[entreats]

[ the two most normal people in all of Asgard.. ]

... Then, let me ask you one thing. Is eating supposed to be that useful, if you're just stuffing yourself?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

When it's good shit like this? Totally useful. Who knows when I'll see another feast like this??

[entreats]

I don't know, but the food's been plenty okay on normal days too. If you stuff yourself too much, you won't be able to move anymore in a little bit.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be caught happy and full than hungry and pissed off.

[entreats]

I don't even know if I can imagine you in a supposedly 'happy' mood.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

So you think about me?

[entreats]

If you consider trying to imagine you in an actually pleasant mood thinking about you, then yeah.