[OPEN]

[showmeanguish]

Who: Vanitas and YOU!
What: A late onset (or singling out) of a de-aging curse. Vanitas will be his newly created self for the next few, in-game days, and will have no memory of his previous life.
When: Day 128.
Where: Hel and later Gefion Park.
Rating: G or PG, probably no more than that.



[Scenario One: Morning in Hel. There's a kid decked out in the weirdest spiderman costume ever, complete with helmet, prowling around the lower hallways. He looks like he could be lost, and when he spots the nearest inhabitant (lucky you if you happen to be just stumbling out of your room from sleep), expect to be accosted with questions.

"Who are you, and where am I?"]

[Scenario Two: Sometime after lunch, the masked boy has managed to wander out to Gefion Park. His attention's been caught by some geese... or actually, accosted, after he'd accidentally walked over their nesting site by the pond. And they seem to be intent on driving him as far away as possible by flapping their wings and nipping at his back as he tries to escape. Little help?]

Comments

[parasiteye]

Hmmm.... [ He pretends to think about this, but he already knows what he wants ffff ]

Apologize to me--an' make it something heartfelt. Put some real effort into it, and maybe I'll let you go. [ get it wrong and they can play pretzels :D ]

[showmeanguish]

You want an apolo--gh. [The very thought of that's distasteful, especially to an idiot like this guy.]

That's my only option?

[parasiteye]

Feel like begging?

[showmeanguish]

Not really.

[...Fine. He takes a deep breath under his helmet, and gathers what he's going to say.]

I'm so sorry I called you crazy. And accused you of lying. You're obviously a smart and honest person.



...Good enough?

[parasiteye]

[ NOPE, NOT GOOD ENOUGH ENJOY MAKING A BACKWARDS BRIDGE OF YOURSELF VANITAS ]

[showmeanguish]

AUGH!

[OH HEARTS, WHY. You better be damn glad he's flexible enough that it doesn't break anything. Just makes him look ridiculous.]

What else do you want me to say!?

1/2

[parasiteye]

Coming from you, something like that just sounds sarcastic! Try harder! [ ridiculous and also-- ]

[parasiteye]

...Why are there underwear on the outside of your pants.

[showmeanguish]

Huh?

[...His face is turning so red right now. Too bad Kaz can't see it.]

It's not underwear, idiot! It's armor!

[parasiteye]

[ he could die happy if he saw that, and yes, he's sort of leaning over to one side here, wtf Vanitas ]

It's a thong...

[showmeanguish]

[There are. No words.

If he had his hands free right now, he'd throttle him.]

Sh-shut up!

[parasiteye]

Geez, I knew you were weird but this is taking the cake... [ kjsdfks it's about to get worse, because he's making Vanitas turn over so he can tug at his buttskirt ]

You've got a skirt on too.

[showmeanguish]

[Ohmygod, this cannot get any worse. Vanitas stops talking, and just resorts to making an angry, garbled noise. Kaz will be able to hear him breathing through clenched teeth, since the helmet kind of amplifies it.]

[parasiteye]

[ Kaz relishes this. Oh my god this can't get any more fun--it's totally payback for the crab dinner incident. At least he lets go of his buttskirt? C: ]

You sound annoyed. Something the matter?

[showmeanguish]

What d'you think? [Because it's obvious to him that Kaz is trying to humiliate him.]

[parasiteye]

[ But of course~ And he;s enjoying every moment of it, because apparently Vanitas has forgotten to fight back properly ]

You're shy~?

[showmeanguish]

[alkjflk] Because you're being a creep.

[parasiteye]

Haha, you're pretty easy to rile up. I thought it used to be harder than that.

[showmeanguish]

Well I'm not whoever you think I am. So cut it out!

[parasiteye]

What, so now you're trying to say you're not Vanitas? Make up your mind kid.

[showmeanguish]

Look, whatever you say I don't know anything about it. I don't even know where I am, so back off and let me go.

[parasiteye]

See, now we're backing the whole "ask nicely" thing and I know you basically just suck at that.

[showmeanguish]

So give me another option, then!

[parasiteye]

Hmmm... I dunno, after the pain in the ass you've been the view from here is pretty good. Especially after the sea-spiders.

[showmeanguish]

...Sea-spiders.

[Wtf Kaz, seriously.]