OPEN; friendless losers club meeting #001

[playerkills]

Who: Yozora (playerkills), Meat (meatshields), all Neighbors Club members and applicants!
What: Neighbors Club general assembly. IC announcement here. OOC club applications here.
When: Day 32, 2pm
Where: Gefion Park, Baldr District because Yozora likes the cute animals here hehe...
Rating: PG-13 at most because Yozora and Sena

[ Like all previous club meetings, this one is guaranteed to end terribly. Not that our dear club president has learned her lesson. Yozora makes it twenty minutes early with a small book about public speaking in her right hand. She looks very serious and sullen as she reads it. Makes you wonder why no one approaches her, huh? In the meantime, everyone feel free to mingle and make friends! Oh, wait...

Below is an outline of today's program.

I. ORIENTATION c/o Yozora
II. INTRODUCTION c/o Sena
III. ACTIVITY SUGGESTIONS c/o Yozora
IV. CLUBROOM LOCATION c/o Sena
V. APPLICANTS c/o Yozora

DONE! Now go tag! Please please please tag around and make this post hideously beautiful. ]

Comments

[playerkills]

Do I look like I'm talking to anyone else? What do you take me for, oi?

[ Says the girl with the imaginary friend. She twirls the pen in her hand. ]

Your name.

[holmes_fanatic]

Edogawa Conan.

Ah, I was just here to observe--

[playerkills]

Edogawa Conan. [ She writes his name down. Sorry, Conan.

Oh, but before she does that- ] Edogawa as in Edogawa Rampo?

[holmes_fanatic]

Ah. We're not related, but it's written the same way.

[Pause.]

You like his work?

[playerkills]

[ As she writes his name, ] I've read some of his books in my spare time. [ She has too much spare time. ] The Fiend with Twenty Faces, for example. Ah, I think I wrote a review for it on the internet.

[holmes_fanatic]

Is it the mystery aspect or the horror aspect of his work that you like?

[playerkills]

Both, although I can also say "none at all". Both are completely honest statements. As I've said earlier, I read books to pass the time. They're only interesting to me. Nothing more.

Ha, you were hoping for me to answer "mystery", weren't you? Then you're very mistaken. But it's peculiar that your parents chose the name Conan for you. Are they mystery fans, too?

[holmes_fanatic]

If they're not interesting, why read at all?

I'm a mystery fan, you're right -- but I was more interested in what your answer would be than finding another mystery fan. And you're right, Tou-san's as much into mysteries as I am.

[playerkills]

I see. It's refreshing to have someone in the club who appreciates actual literature for once. [ Conan should clear up this misunderstanding while he still can. ]

We're planning to get a clubroom soon. When we set it up, I'll be equipping it with a library as well, but even with my powers, I can't carry all those books alone.