OPEN; friendless losers club meeting #001

[playerkills]

Who: Yozora (playerkills), Meat (meatshields), all Neighbors Club members and applicants!
What: Neighbors Club general assembly. IC announcement here. OOC club applications here.
When: Day 32, 2pm
Where: Gefion Park, Baldr District because Yozora likes the cute animals here hehe...
Rating: PG-13 at most because Yozora and Sena

[ Like all previous club meetings, this one is guaranteed to end terribly. Not that our dear club president has learned her lesson. Yozora makes it twenty minutes early with a small book about public speaking in her right hand. She looks very serious and sullen as she reads it. Makes you wonder why no one approaches her, huh? In the meantime, everyone feel free to mingle and make friends! Oh, wait...

Below is an outline of today's program.

I. ORIENTATION c/o Yozora
II. INTRODUCTION c/o Sena
III. ACTIVITY SUGGESTIONS c/o Yozora
IV. CLUBROOM LOCATION c/o Sena
V. APPLICANTS c/o Yozora

DONE! Now go tag! Please please please tag around and make this post hideously beautiful. ]

Comments

[departing]

[Listening carefully.

He seems pretty much okay with this except for the part where Yozora said

"I, Yozora Mikazuki, created a club for all of us pathetic lowlifes."

What did he just listen to? Did he get ambushed by some villain? Then again, it's Yozora. She's probably nervous and trying her best. ]

Slab of meat? What does that have to do with anything?

[playerkills]

Meat, Meat. The one fixing our decorations. [ points at Sena ]

[departing]

I'm sure we can just leave that to her then.

Um, sorry.

[playerkills]

I don't really get what you're apologizing for, but whatever.

Incidentally, we were able to fund one of our training camps because of Meat's huge-[ HAND GESTURES ]-amounts of wealth.

[departing]

I don't know why either.

[He's a loser.]

That sounds incredible. She must live a completely different life style from someone normal like me.

[playerkills]

That's right. She has six bodyguards, a mansion and an Olympic-size swimming pool. She's so rich, she pays people to feed that trap of hers. I hear her dad's in the yakuza. If you get within a two feet radius from her, call me back, because few people live to tell the tale.

[departing]

She's not someone I think I'd want to mess with.

Money can do a lot of things by the looks of it.

[playerkills]

Correct. Unfortunately, that bitch didn't bring her wealth here so now we have no funds and our club is dirt poor.

[departing]

It might be a problem.

Um, you aren't working here at all are you?

[playerkills]

No. There haven't been any jobs available at this time. I'm not even sure what currency we're supposed to use...

[departing]

Maybe something will come up later.

They did mention restoring color to the world.

It's not that important now, I guess.

[playerkills]

Speaking of color, Shu, have you had any luck with that?

[departing]

I'm looking into it.

Um...........I'll let you know if I find anything out.

[playerkills]

Well, it's not any of our club's business, but some social awareness and being up to date with current events is good. Keep me posted. [ Next she'll make him get her a cup of tea and lick her shoes. ]

[departing]

Don't worry, I will.

Is there anything that needs to be taken care of? Club wise..I mean.

[playerkills]

From now on, you have to call that bitch over there Meat.

[departing]

Alright then.

Is there any reason why you call her that? Or do you just want me to do it without question?

[playerkills]

No reason, she just likes it when you call her that. Don't believe otherwise.

[departing]

I'll do it.

[This is reasonable for him.]

You know her better than I do. I trust you, Yozora.

[playerkills]

R, right. [ When someone says it out loud like that, it's just awkward. Covers her face with her notebook!! ]

[departing]

[Wow awkward.

Shu always was the kind of person to voice his opinions at the wrong time. Welp.]

What are you reading? It looks interesting.

[No, really. Shu could care less but he doesn't want to be awkward anymore. ]

[playerkills]

I'm not merely perusing material, I'm researching.

[ She turns a page in an effort to make it look more natural. She was finished with the last one minutes ago, anyway. It's a book on public speaking. ]

The ways of normal interaction are rather intriguing. ... and difficult.

[departing]

Working hard, I see.

[They've discussed this before. He can't believe she's actually doing it.]

Interacting is always difficult. I mean.

What do you do when you don't know what to say to other people?

[playerkills]

[ It's okay, Shu, at least you're kind of normal. ]

Usually, I pretend I don't hear them. That, or I run away.

[departing]

Wouldn't people think you're a coward if you ran?

They'd get the wrong idea.