OPEN; friendless losers club meeting #001

[playerkills]

Who: Yozora (playerkills), Meat (meatshields), all Neighbors Club members and applicants!
What: Neighbors Club general assembly. IC announcement here. OOC club applications here.
When: Day 32, 2pm
Where: Gefion Park, Baldr District because Yozora likes the cute animals here hehe...
Rating: PG-13 at most because Yozora and Sena

[ Like all previous club meetings, this one is guaranteed to end terribly. Not that our dear club president has learned her lesson. Yozora makes it twenty minutes early with a small book about public speaking in her right hand. She looks very serious and sullen as she reads it. Makes you wonder why no one approaches her, huh? In the meantime, everyone feel free to mingle and make friends! Oh, wait...

Below is an outline of today's program.

I. ORIENTATION c/o Yozora
II. INTRODUCTION c/o Sena
III. ACTIVITY SUGGESTIONS c/o Yozora
IV. CLUBROOM LOCATION c/o Sena
V. APPLICANTS c/o Yozora

DONE! Now go tag! Please please please tag around and make this post hideously beautiful. ]

Comments

[songspiel]

[ dismissive wave. tomato, tomahto. ]

It's still counted as violence against your neighbors in any case. And to think this club is called the Neighbors Club.

[playerkills]

Meat lives in a stupidly huge mansion. She is not my neighbor. [ ugh rich kids ugh ]

1/2

[songspiel]

[ ding ding ding!! sena is RICH ]

[songspiel]

This club is a misnomer then. Nevertheless, since it's called the Neighbors Club, we should act more neighborly.

[playerkills]

[ terrible ]

Then teach me.

[songspiel]

To be neighborly? [ a beat. he's crap at making friends too. why is he here? ] For one, we need to make an anti-violence rule within the club.

[ so spinel wouldn't punch him too. ]

[playerkills]

Alright. I can live with that. [ There are many ways to make Sena cry. ]

[songspiel]

[ wow she -- agreed quickly. ]

Everyone also needs to think of a different nickname to call Sena.

[playerkills]

[ she can get creative. ]

Cow Woman. Bitch. Bimbo. Boobs.

[ see. ]

[songspiel]

Nothing insulting.

[ :[ ]

[playerkills]

Then I have nothing. Nicknames are only to be used between friends, anyway.

[songspiel]

And she's not your friend?

[playerkills]

... No. [ it looks like she wants to add something to that, but it goes unsaid ]

[songspiel]

No?

[playerkills]

No means no! [ god that knowing smile is so annoying ]

[songspiel]

I was just making sure in case you'd like to change your mind.

[playerkills]

Then that will be the day she dies. [ no it's already happened, maybe. unconsciously. ]

[songspiel]

Let's make that as another rule then. Everyone will be friendly towards each other.

[playerkills]

... You're asking this of me? [ SHE CAN'T DO IT AHH why can't she do it... ]

[songspiel]

I'm asking this from everyone. [ smile, yozora. smile. ] It's one step closer to making friends.