JULY INTRO MINGLE

[asgardmods]

Who: Newbies and anyone who wishes to greet them!
What: Getting used to the city
When: Days 291 and forward
Where: Anywhere in town!
Rating: PG-13 tops! If it gets worse, move to a private log please.

[Please include your location and the IC day (ex. Day 275) in your top-level comment or your subject line when starting a thread! It can be any welcome hall, major attraction, or just out an about in any district. For newbies making a top-level thread, you may include your character's name/canon/house in your subject line if you'd like, to make housemates easy to find! :) If a God is needed or wanted, please ping the mods and depending on availability we might be able to throw them in where asked.

Also, keep an eye on the event schedule for July! If you're ICly introing during an event, make sure you take that into account. Thank you!

Have fun!]

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

[ She cracks up visibly, one fluffy white dog ear flicking forward - she's amused. ]

I have maps for new people. I know this place can be a little disorienting.

[vapidfloozy]

[Laughter is... good, right? Or at least it's not OBVIOUSLY bad...]

You wouldn't happen to have a map to your heart, would you?

[Wink!]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Hold on. Had he just --

Jade laughs again, pressing one hand to her face and trailing off with a soft woof before she cuts her eyes up to him. ]

Oh my god, that was adorable. Um - hold on, I learned some too - oh!

[ She snaps. ]

Damn, you with all those curves and me with no brakes!

[ But Jade is clearly still delighted as she passes over one of the maps of the city. ]

Here.

[vapidfloozy]

[Did she just... bark? Weird. But entirely beside the point!]

Oh, that's a good one! I'll have to remember that.

[He looks at the map. It'll take a little while before it really makes sense to him, since he's so new, but it's something, at least.]

I do appreciate the help. You seem to be quite knowledgeable.

[About both the area and cheesy pickup lines.]

[nukeoleptic]

I've been here a really, really long time. It'd be pretty embarrassing if I didn't know the city by now.

[ She flashes another earnest smile at him. ]

Um, do you mind if I ask your name?

[vapidfloozy]

My name is Inigo. Remember it, and make sure you tell all your pretty friends about me!

[He grins back.]

But, uh... how long have you been here?

[nukeoleptic]

Gosh, um - four seasons, and seasons last about half as long as here as they do at home, so - wait, are you from Earth? How do you reckon years?

[ She's not pausing, though, simply counting on her fingers, doing some calculations. ]

-- about two hundred and sixty two days, give or take.

[vapidfloozy]

I've no idea where Earth might be, but our years are 365 days. So you've been here quite a long time, then!

[That's... actually a little alarming, but Inigo keeps his smile bright.]

You must know all the pretty girls.

[nukeoleptic]

I know lots of pretty girls.

[ There's a note of amusement in her voice. ]

But I haven't finished screening you yet.

[vapidfloozy]

[Oh no! The pressure!]

There's no way I won't pass your screening! I'm charming and delightful. [Wink!] And I've been given some kind of energy transfer power, so there are all sorts of excuses to steal a kiss, you know.

[nukeoleptic]

Oh!

[ Her ears perk at that. ]

That means you're in-- Freya? Or Freyr? I get the two confused sometimes.

[vapidfloozy]

Freya, that's right! I haven't met her yet, though, but if she loves love, she must be stunning!

[A grin.]

How about you?

[nukeoleptic]

Sigyn. Here -- see?

[ She leans down and drags her fingers over the ground. Small blue-tipped flowers sprout from the dirt, following the trail of her finger. ]

[vapidfloozy]

[He watches, eyes widening a bit. The magic in his world isn't like that at all, and he hasn't seen much of people's powers here.]

Wow, that's pretty neat! Does it just grow flowers?

[nukeoleptic]

Nuh uh. I mean - my power has grown a lot since I first came here, I couldn't always do all of this stuff.

[ But she coaxes a long vine out of the ground - it's thorny, dangerous looking. ]

I can kind of make them do anything I want them to?

[vapidfloozy]

Huh! So I guess my power might grow too. Yours seems a little more useful.

[But he brightens, remembering.]

But mine lets me kiss pretty girls!

[nukeoleptic]

And also pretty boys!

[ Cheerfully. ]

[vapidfloozy]

[...he hadn't really thought about that.]

Oh. I guess them, too. But boys can't hold a candle to pretty girls! I know who I'd choose to kiss every time!

[nukeoleptic]

[ Her shoulders shake softly with laughter and she shakes her head. ]

What's so great about kissing? [ Leading him to his Welcome House!! XO ]

[vapidfloozy]

[He follows along, grateful for the guidance.]

Well... you know! It's romantic and all that! What's not great about it?

[He also pretty much never succeeds in getting kisses, so really... he wouldn't know.]

[nukeoleptic]

Sometimes people are bad at kissing.

[ Jade is just being contrary here, chattering idly as she walks. ]

Or maybe they eat a lot of onions.

[vapidfloozy]

What an awful fate. I assure you I'm not one of those people. My breath is always minty fresh.

[He's offended at the thought it might not be!]

[nukeoleptic]

I'll keep an eye out for people looking for kisses, then!

[ She nudges him, then, pointing to the welcome house. ]

[vapidfloozy]

Great, point 'em in my direction!

[He perks up, seeing that.]

Hey, thanks! It would've taken forever for me to find it on my own.

[nukeoleptic]

Don't worry about it.

[ She gestures at his bracelet. ]

Text me if you ever need anything, okay? I mean it.