A very merry undeathday to you (and me)

[teenyoda]

Who: Scott/Stiles + Everyone in this bar
What: A Wake/Undeathday party
When: 310
Where: The Roadhouse
Rating: Tentatively putting up an R merely for language and whatever else anyone might get up to.

Anyone affiliated with Scott, Stiles, or possibly more due to glitches and/or random oopsies will wake up with this in their inbox.



The back reads: Come celebrate the fact that we're not dead. Anymore. There will be food, drink, really bad stories, possible pantslessness (though I'm wearing 2 belts), and more hijinks than you can shake a stick at. The Wake will be held at the Roadhouse and should be starting around 5, but come at your own pace. Bring a story to share or some pie. Actually, screw the story, just bring pie.

Seriously though, Derek and Jackson can get lost.


{ooc: This will be an open mingle log party style post, so please feel free to start your own threads or hop around in others. Threadjacking is likely, as is ridiculousness. Enter at own risk. Party crashers are also more than welcome, so even if you don't think you got an invite, come anyway.}

Comments

[freezerburned]

I told you, I want to be sober when Erica gets here.

[Seriously dude. Also beer is really bitter and unfun.]

[teenyoda]

Why? Does she need a designated sober person around? Jo's sober. I bet Allison's not getting too hammered either. Come on. Be one of the guys. Let's get pissed.

[He could get you more tequila, Isaac. There could be butt waggling involved.]

[freezerburned]

No, I just don't want her to be upset that we started without her. Plus, she can't- you know, drink at all.

[Pause.]

...are you peer pressuring me?

[teenyoda]

Me?

[Cue an innocent batting of lashes as he half hides behind his mug.]

Would I do that?

[freezerburned]

Wow.

[Man, all those mandatory D.A.R.E classes are finally paying off!]

-well in that case, sure. Just one more.

[Or not.]

[teenyoda]

Sweet. Hey, we should go find Scott and get him to join in.

[freezerburned]

Yeah. Where is he?

[Isaac misses his boo. :C]

[teenyoda]

Probably under the sparkly magic vagina powers of Allison. We need to rescue him.

[freezerburned]

[Aaand cue face in hands.]

I hear enough about his sex life from him. Come on, Stiles.

[teenyoda]

It's kind of sickening, isn't it. I say that out of total jealousy. Not of Allison, but, you know, having that... uh... stuff.

[freezerburned]

[Ugh. He doesn't want to know about Stiles' sex life either.]

Just go ask someone out.

[teenyoda]

[Stiles doesn't have one, Isaac. NOT AT ALL.]

Um, no. I'm hoping not to be here for the long haul, remember? And it's not like I'm any more likely to get any action here than I was at home. Nope.

[Stiles has consigned himself to being forever alone. FOREVER. ALONE.]

[freezerburned]

[Wow, way to be depressing, bro.]

Nobody hopes to be here for the long haul. But whatever, I'm not giving you relationship advice.

[How many relationships do you think Isaac has had, dude?]

[teenyoda]

[You made out with Erica and Jackson. That's more play than he's had his entire life, bro.]

I'm not asking for relationship advice. I don't need it. I'm good.

[freezerburned]

[Okay true. True, he's super awesome like that.]

Then stop talking about Allison and- you know.

[Isaac just awkwardly fiddles with the beer bottle.]

Ugh, whatever. Are we getting Scott or not?

[teenyoda]

Whassa matter, Isaac? Got a problem with the word 'vagina'?

[SMIRK]

[freezerburned]

Maybe I'm not a creep who thinks about his friends' girlfriend like that?

[Isaac, meet season three. Season three, Isaac.]

[teenyoda]

Oh, eww. No, I don't think of Allison in that way. I just acknowledge that like all women, she has one. And she's using the magic powers they have over Scott.

[Oh, hypocrisy. Let's talk after the update, Isaac. You still don't think about Allison's sparklevag?]

[freezerburned]

[Isaac rolls his eyes.]

Whatever. Who else did you invite?

[teenyoda]

Everyone.

[He shrugged and took another sip of beer.]

Well, everyone I know and everyone Scott knows.

[freezerburned]

...you guys know a lot of people. Who's paying for all of this?

[teenyoda]

Scott an itty bit and me an itty bit, but the bar's basically letting us do this for free, since it's like, a celebration of not being dead and I think the owner's happy they still have a bar. Plus they're friends with Scott, so he puppy butt-faced them into doing it.

[freezerburned]

Jo. That's the owner, right?

[...awkward.]

[teenyoda]

Um, I think so. I didn't really ask. Does it really matter as long as we still get free drinks and... yes, pie. That's from Jade. Well, Ryan, really, since he's the pie man, but Jade was all like 'Hey, have some undead pie', and who's going to turn down pie?

Well, except maybe you.

[freezerburned]

...yeah, I really don't care about the pie, Stiles.

[Eyeroll.]

Don't you have someone else to bother?