friendless losers cafe

[playerkills]

Who: The Neighbors Club and YOU!
What: tsundere maid cafe
When: Day 78, but people are free to tag in whenever!
Where: Neighbors Club headquarters in Sigyn
Rating: at least PG for Yozora and Sena because wow

Today is the grand opening of the Neighbors Club's newest event - the much-awaited Tsundere Maid Cafe. There are four location subthreads: outside the entrance, serving area, kitchen and a catch-all thread if there's anything else you want to do! FIGHT THE SYSTEM etc. In the serving area, feel free to pick a server of your choosing or leave it to us. If you're having trouble thinking of how to tag this, here's a list of RNG prompts for you to roll/pick from. The blank comments are spacers since a lot of people were having trouble loading our last log! Hopefully it works out for you guys.

OUTSIDE/KIDNAPPING	KITCHEN	CATCH-ALL
SERVING AREA	RANDOM SERVER	RNG PROMPTS
IC ANNOUNCEMENT	CODE	OOC INFO/PLOTTING

Comments

PROMPTS

[meatshields]

Stuck on what to do? Well, w... we're not particularly concerned or anything! Y-you were just taking too long, that's all! Use the stupid RNG already!

( oo1 ) ❧ clumsy maid time

Oh no! Your server spilled a drink on your lap, or they might have gotten some sauce on your new shirt.

( oo2 ) ❧ house favorite

Your server recommends this item on the menu, so you better pick it or they'll never forgive you!

( oo3 ) ❧ i-it's not like i...

It's not like your server is jealous of the other maid you have your eyes on or anything! Idiot!

( oo4 ) ❧ one _____, coming up!

It's time to serve the food! Is it yummy? Is it absolutely horrible? Maybe you ordered that special omurice dish with the ketchup messages on top. What does it say?

( oo5 ) ❧ if only you knew how i feel...

Dere time! Your server acting awfully strange all of a sudden. Are they getting... shy?

( oo6 ) ❧ 97kg of spite

What's a tsundere cafe without the verbal abuse? It'll probably hit you when you least expect it.

( oo7 ) ❧ playtime

These are not the private fun times you were promised! Your server invites you to play a game with them. Whatever happens, one thing is certain: the loser wears cat ears.

( oo8 ) ❧ smile!

Take a picture with your maid! But remember that some are less willing than others...

( oo9 ) ❧ advice time

"It says here I have to listen to your problems! If you don't have any, make one up!"

( o1o ) ❧ BATTLE YOUR MEIDO

What is even happening!? You must have gotten him/her really riled up, because those knives/fireballs/what have you are now flying in your direction!

( o11 ) ❧ wild card

Roll again or just tag your server already, gosh.