[OPEN]

[showmeanguish]

Who: Vanitas and YOU!
What: A late onset (or singling out) of a de-aging curse. Vanitas will be his newly created self for the next few, in-game days, and will have no memory of his previous life.
When: Day 128.
Where: Hel and later Gefion Park.
Rating: G or PG, probably no more than that.



[Scenario One: Morning in Hel. There's a kid decked out in the weirdest spiderman costume ever, complete with helmet, prowling around the lower hallways. He looks like he could be lost, and when he spots the nearest inhabitant (lucky you if you happen to be just stumbling out of your room from sleep), expect to be accosted with questions.

"Who are you, and where am I?"]

[Scenario Two: Sometime after lunch, the masked boy has managed to wander out to Gefion Park. His attention's been caught by some geese... or actually, accosted, after he'd accidentally walked over their nesting site by the pond. And they seem to be intent on driving him as far away as possible by flapping their wings and nipping at his back as he tries to escape. Little help?]

Comments

[parasiteye]

[ It helps that kaz's head is finally going back to normal after Johan bashed him and Thiazi ripped at the power--he's in top form today, and holding someone still is easier than moving them ]

It's me, Kaz! The guy you made a truce with like three months ago! Do you seriously not remember anything??

[showmeanguish]

Obviously! You're the one who's got me mixed up with someone else, 'cause I've never seen this place, or your ugly face before! No truce, no nothing.

[parasiteye]

I know who you are, idiot--Vanitas. Asshole that looks like the other kid. I don;t get you and him mixed up anymore, it was just the one time!

[showmeanguish]

[Okay, so he's a little surprised to hear Kaz get his name right, and it shows in the way he goes still.]

I don't know how you found that out, but the other stuff's all wrong.

[parasiteye]

Is not, I've met both of you now. His name's Sowa or whatever. Sura. Idiot with the same face as you. The one you tried to pass off as yourself, remember??

[showmeanguish]

You. Are. Crazy. What part of that are you not getting?

[parasiteye]

And what part of "you've been here before and I know" aren't you getting??? I'm not crazy!

[showmeanguish]

Fine, whatever. Just take this spell off me so I can move again.

[parasiteye]

....Spell? [ What r u talkin about B( ]

[showmeanguish]

[......And he'll just try to move his arms and legs again as if to say 'this, genius'.]

[parasiteye]

[ FFF nope as soon as he sees Vanitas trying to move he clenches a fist and holds onto him tighter, smirking ]

...Ah, this. It's not magic though idiot--it's an ability of mine. Not sure why I'd wanna let you go though...so far all you've done is annoy me. Not really a good reason to help you out here.

[showmeanguish]

[An ability? That... sounds a lot more dangerous than a simple spell. Vanitas has the sneaking suspicion he's going to regret pissing this guy off, but as long as he can't move there's not much he can do about it.]

That makes two of us. Excuse me for not believing rambling when I hear it.

[parasiteye]

It ain't rambling, you're just being an idiot. I know all about you so how could I have you "mixed up" with someone else?? How many Vanitases dýou think are running around anyway, huh?

[showmeanguish]

[Ugh, he has a point. But the whole thing is just unbelievable.]

Fine, say you're right. What's it gonna take to make you let me go?

[parasiteye]

Hmmm.... [ He pretends to think about this, but he already knows what he wants ffff ]

Apologize to me--an' make it something heartfelt. Put some real effort into it, and maybe I'll let you go. [ get it wrong and they can play pretzels :D ]

[showmeanguish]

You want an apolo--gh. [The very thought of that's distasteful, especially to an idiot like this guy.]

That's my only option?

[parasiteye]

Feel like begging?

[showmeanguish]

Not really.

[...Fine. He takes a deep breath under his helmet, and gathers what he's going to say.]

I'm so sorry I called you crazy. And accused you of lying. You're obviously a smart and honest person.



...Good enough?

[parasiteye]

[ NOPE, NOT GOOD ENOUGH ENJOY MAKING A BACKWARDS BRIDGE OF YOURSELF VANITAS ]

[showmeanguish]

AUGH!

[OH HEARTS, WHY. You better be damn glad he's flexible enough that it doesn't break anything. Just makes him look ridiculous.]

What else do you want me to say!?

1/2

[parasiteye]

Coming from you, something like that just sounds sarcastic! Try harder! [ ridiculous and also-- ]

[parasiteye]

...Why are there underwear on the outside of your pants.

[showmeanguish]

Huh?

[...His face is turning so red right now. Too bad Kaz can't see it.]

It's not underwear, idiot! It's armor!

[parasiteye]

[ he could die happy if he saw that, and yes, he's sort of leaning over to one side here, wtf Vanitas ]

It's a thong...

[showmeanguish]

[There are. No words.

If he had his hands free right now, he'd throttle him.]

Sh-shut up!