OPERATION: DRAGON BREATH

[asgardmods]

This is a catch-all log for people reacting in-person to the whole dragon declaring war on Asgard thing.

Feel free to try to fight him or the fires he leaves or to otherwise panic!

Be careful of burning debris!

Also, please put the general location in your thread starters so people close together can communicate!

Comments

[ex_doglord309]

This one...

[ it was understandable before, bro but ...alright, anders wins this one. snark king of the year. ]

This dragon doesn't seem to be eating anyone yet. Just arbitrary great balls of fire. It gave us a message and apparently is trying to intimidate us, but it appears that's all it's going to do.

[knickerweasels]

Sometimes we all feel the need to make someone suck on a fireball. Or--those of us who can, anyway. And those of us who can't are only lying because they're so jealous.

[ he's just surprised hawke hasn't tamed it for a pet by now. ]

So. What's the plan, then?

[ there's always a plan. even if the plan is do something stupid and unpredictable. that counts as a plan, doesn't it? ]

[ex_doglord309]

[ the pet thing is also a good idea. ]

It seems more sentient than the ones we've seen. We'll hang around it until it either gives up an opening or leaves. [ he really just wants to take it down RIGHT NOOOOOW but that's not a good idea. ]

[knickerweasels]

And here I thought you might have been serious this time about having a nice chat with it. You're a difficult man to parse, Hawke. Almost like you're speaking dragon, yourself. [ he means that with all fondness, however. ]

[ex_doglord309]

Maybe next time, but right now - [ he's watching it shoot another fireball, seemingly randomly. ] - it doesn't seem to want to talk so much anymore.

[knickerweasels]

...Perhaps it ate a bad cupcake? [ all right, joking around about dragons is something the old anders would do. the new one...

would ignore it until it threatened the mages, wearing a giant templar helmet. ]

You don't have to fight all the dragons, you know.

[ex_doglord309]

Of course not. But if it's going to attack innocent people, then someone must do it.

[ maybe they tame dragons for templars to ride ]

[knickerweasels]

[ anders wouldn't put it past them.

he wouldn't put it past hawke to try, either. he would look better up there than one of those thimble-heads. ]

And that someone's always you. How does that work, exactly?

[ex_doglord309]

...We're always in the wrong place at the wrong time?

[ or maybe dragons just find him attractive. ]

[knickerweasels]

[ dragons with good taste, in any case. and they aren't the only ones. ]

It can't all be luck. There has to be someone to blame.

[ex_doglord309]

I don't pray to a dragon god, if that's what you're implying.

[knickerweasels]

No--I'd rather think the dragon god is the one praying to you.

[ex_doglord309]

...


I suppose that's not so bad.

[knickerweasels]

No, I didn't imagine you would be bothered by the idea.

[ex_doglord309]

You know me very well.

[knickerweasels]

Do I? Sometimes it feels almost like the opposite.

[ex_doglord309]

I'm glad to know I can still be suprising.

[knickerweasels]

The only real surprise would be if you couldn't.