[OPEN LOG]

[nukeoleptic]

Who: Jade + literally anyone
What: Jade bribing people into her restaurant with free things.
When: Day 355.
Where: The Highwind, in Heimdall's district.
Rating: PG-13 for language at most!

EDITED TO ADD: Also, totally feel free to threadjack and use this as a mingle log IF YOU WOULD LIKE ♥

[ It had worked once before, back in the heat of late summer in Asgard, so Jade was trying it again. She had dragged the sign out to the front of the store, right in the middle of the sidewalk, and written in huge letters:

free hot chocolate! :D
just come inside ♥

The temperature hadn't broken the sixty degree mark today - it was getting chilly fast. Both Orihime and Annabeth were gone, and the store was oddly quiet. Jade will be found keeping herself busy throughout the day with odd little chores when it's completely empty of customers - sweeping, dusting, and occasionally dozing in a booth near the door when the boredom becomes too much to bear. ]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

Well, she is a cat, she can't help it...

[She looks worried. If Jade tries chasing her things aren't going to end well. Pounce is used to being the one doing the chasing.]

Should we go?

[nukeoleptic]

No! No, no, it's okay.

[ Jade inhales deeply, holding her breath for a moment, before stepping back and smiling. ]

I can handle this!!

[bestestfurrend]

Are you sure?

[She's feeling bad now, she should have known better. She didn't think it would upset Jade so much though!]

[nukeoleptic]

[ She's not upset! It's simply instinct. ]

I'm completely positive, c'mon. If Professor Snape can have his emu in here, you can have your lusus.

[bestestfurrend]

An emu?

[Nepeta has never heard of this thing, and apparently neither has Pounce, as both tilt their heads curiously in almost identical expressions of befuddlement.]

[nukeoleptic]

It's, um. A really big and smelly and mean bird. That is literally all you need to know.

[bestestfurrend]

...is it tasty?? Featherbeasts usually taste pretty good, oh yes.

[nukeoleptic]

--!! You can't eat it, Nepeta. It's a pet.

[ But she's cracking up. ]

[bestestfurrend]

But it's a featherbeast!!

[She may just be looking very innocent. Yeah, she's pulling Jade's leg here.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade can't be sure! But she's cracking up a little anyway. ]

Nepeta!! No eating pets.

[bestestfurrend]

Awww. Not even a tiny little bite?

[Making Jade laugh is fun, okay. ...also it seems to be distracting her from Pounce.]