[OPEN LOG]

[nukeoleptic]

Who: Jade + literally anyone
What: Jade bribing people into her restaurant with free things.
When: Day 355.
Where: The Highwind, in Heimdall's district.
Rating: PG-13 for language at most!

EDITED TO ADD: Also, totally feel free to threadjack and use this as a mingle log IF YOU WOULD LIKE ♥

[ It had worked once before, back in the heat of late summer in Asgard, so Jade was trying it again. She had dragged the sign out to the front of the store, right in the middle of the sidewalk, and written in huge letters:

free hot chocolate! :D
just come inside ♥

The temperature hadn't broken the sixty degree mark today - it was getting chilly fast. Both Orihime and Annabeth were gone, and the store was oddly quiet. Jade will be found keeping herself busy throughout the day with odd little chores when it's completely empty of customers - sweeping, dusting, and occasionally dozing in a booth near the door when the boredom becomes too much to bear. ]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah thank fuck. [If there was one person she wished to never see again, it would be him.]

Nobody can be as bad as that, at least.

[cyan_maid]

If there is, and we ever meet them, I think I'll eat my hat.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh no! Your poor hat though.

[cyan_maid]

It's not like the odds are terribly stacked against it, Roxy! It's very unlikely that there's anybody that could even come close to being as vile as he is.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hehe, yeah. Like I bet even if someone tried to do they couldn't match up to old Douchelord.

[cyan_maid]

They would immediately become disgusted with themselves for even making an attempt and backpedal straightaway!

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That earns a giggle from her.] Probably have to take four showers right after to just wash the thoughts away.

[cyan_maid]

Oh, yes! Absolutely scalding ones, each lasting at least an hour!