[OPEN LOG]

[nukeoleptic]

Who: Jade + literally anyone
What: Jade bribing people into her restaurant with free things.
When: Day 355.
Where: The Highwind, in Heimdall's district.
Rating: PG-13 for language at most!

EDITED TO ADD: Also, totally feel free to threadjack and use this as a mingle log IF YOU WOULD LIKE ♥

[ It had worked once before, back in the heat of late summer in Asgard, so Jade was trying it again. She had dragged the sign out to the front of the store, right in the middle of the sidewalk, and written in huge letters:

free hot chocolate! :D
just come inside ♥

The temperature hadn't broken the sixty degree mark today - it was getting chilly fast. Both Orihime and Annabeth were gone, and the store was oddly quiet. Jade will be found keeping herself busy throughout the day with odd little chores when it's completely empty of customers - sweeping, dusting, and occasionally dozing in a booth near the door when the boredom becomes too much to bear. ]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah! I'm sure absolutely nothing can go wrong with me teaching crazy people how to shoot things. Nothing at all~

[cyan_maid]

Well of course not! I have full confidence in you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hehe. More than I do.

[cyan_maid]

[Her mouth falls open a little.] But why not? Roxy, you're a great shot, you'll do fine!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know I am, but I'm more concerned about people I'm going to teach. Since I reckon I'll be great and all. What if I teach crazy people to shoot?

[cyan_maid]

Oh! Well gee, that is a dilemma...there's not a way to screen for that kind of thing?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I guess not really? Unless you go stalk someone on the network but that takes all kinds of effort and probably boredom.

[cyan_maid]

Hmm...then, I suppose you'll have to watch them yourself, you know? If they start acting funny, then you can surely bring it up to His Majesty and determine whether or not the person should be barred from continuing.

[There's only a sliver of sarcasm in the "His Majesty". It can't be full-blown, she doesn't know Arthur.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She 'heh's at 'His Majesty' because it seems kinda weird calling anyone that. He's just a normal dude as far as she considers, apart from being weirdly old fashioned.]

Yeah, I guess it shouldn't be too bad really. I reckon I'm pretty good at spotting D-bags.

[cyan_maid]

[A nod.] You'll do fine, I'm sure. Though...

[She glances around briefly before leaning closer.] Are there really many people who would misuse something like that? I mean - I talked to someone who seemed a bit off over the network once, but surely there can't be lots of people like that, can there?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not many, but I think there's a few? Like most the people in Baldr are A-holes.

[cyan_maid]

[A nod.] I see. That's one of the districts, I'll assume. Is there anyone I should particularly look out for?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah it's one of them. And I don't know, but I just know that people I met from there have been kind of douchey.

[cyan_maid]

Then I'll have to keep that in mind. Though hopefully, not everyone is like that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Probably not, no.

[Plus even then it takes a special kind of asshole to actually do enough to properly annoy her.]

[cyan_maid]

And who knows? There are all sorts of different types of people here, so there might be, um...not so great people in other places...

...Oh, shoot, that doesn't really ease my mind at all!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Ohh Janey, it'll probably be okay? I mean I haven't really met anyone super bad? Like maybe Eridan he is pretty terrible. And Caliborn when he was here but he doesn't count since he's just a giant turd hole.

[cyan_maid]

Plus, as you've said, he's not here anymore. [Siiiiigh.] I guess it's just something to keep in mind, then? Just in case.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah thank fuck. [If there was one person she wished to never see again, it would be him.]

Nobody can be as bad as that, at least.

[cyan_maid]

If there is, and we ever meet them, I think I'll eat my hat.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh no! Your poor hat though.

[cyan_maid]

It's not like the odds are terribly stacked against it, Roxy! It's very unlikely that there's anybody that could even come close to being as vile as he is.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hehe, yeah. Like I bet even if someone tried to do they couldn't match up to old Douchelord.

[cyan_maid]

They would immediately become disgusted with themselves for even making an attempt and backpedal straightaway!

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That earns a giggle from her.] Probably have to take four showers right after to just wash the thoughts away.