friendless losers cafe

[playerkills]

Who: The Neighbors Club and YOU!
What: tsundere maid cafe
When: Day 78, but people are free to tag in whenever!
Where: Neighbors Club headquarters in Sigyn
Rating: at least PG for Yozora and Sena because wow

Today is the grand opening of the Neighbors Club's newest event - the much-awaited Tsundere Maid Cafe. There are four location subthreads: outside the entrance, serving area, kitchen and a catch-all thread if there's anything else you want to do! FIGHT THE SYSTEM etc. In the serving area, feel free to pick a server of your choosing or leave it to us. If you're having trouble thinking of how to tag this, here's a list of RNG prompts for you to roll/pick from. The blank comments are spacers since a lot of people were having trouble loading our last log! Hopefully it works out for you guys.

OUTSIDE/KIDNAPPING	KITCHEN	CATCH-ALL
SERVING AREA	RANDOM SERVER	RNG PROMPTS
IC ANNOUNCEMENT	CODE	OOC INFO/PLOTTING

Comments

DURING BREAK YEAH (OPEN)

[patronizing]

[ She really couldn’t be around people, it was completely true. Any time she had to serve a customer, she’d just end up verbally abusing them to the point that it made the atmosphere go unpleasant. She really was trying to cure her bad habit, but it really was a hopeless case.

Useless, all useless.

Because of her down she was, she’s just leaning against a wall out of the public eye with a gloomy aura hovering over her. Sadly this is what being a tsunshun entails -- one minute you’re aloof (tsun), and then the next you’re depressed (shun). Fun times. ]

[kreissmas]

[ fortunately (and possibly unfortunately for his own sanity), noel's a pretty observant guy, even on break-- not to mention confused enough about the whole thing to want to stick close to others involved. he pretty much fails at the whole tsundere side of things, but he's trying his best to be involved all the same, and that means socializing. ]

Hey. [ he is The Best at greetings, don't even deny it... but he does think she looks a little down, and tries to make light of the situation. ] You want something to eat? Someone ordered too many of these, so I got what was left.

[ where the 'these' in question are cookies... cookies he perhaps stole but w/e ]

[patronizing]

[ She hadn’t been expecting anyone to notice her, so naturally she was surprised when Noel showed up and offered her food, well.. cookies, to be more specific. Not sure on how to react, she just stares for a while before.. you know the drill. ]

I’m not some orphan on the street, so you don’t have to offer me food. That aside, I’m not hungry but thanks for that humble offer of yours.

[kreissmas]

[ if only he had some actual experience dealing with sane people.

if only. ]

I didn't think you were. [ said in total seriousness. lol what is understanding things ] They're making it hard to take anything from the kitchen without an order. I guess we must be doing a lot of business.

[ because man was it ever busy in there. he's not really surprised about the whole no-take thing with the food, because it would probably run out in the space of ten minutes if they could all just eat away. ]

[patronizing]

[ hey she's plenty sane noel.

if you knew the people she knew, you would understand. ]

That’s because the food isn’t made for us, we just serve it. [ noel please, even you should have known that. ] What, were you trying to sneak food away instead of giving it to the customers? Hmph, what a glutton you are.

[kreissmas]

[ sue him ]

Well, we don't really have enough time to go anywhere else. [ and he doesn't want to either given his clothes... ] I'm sure there's plenty to go around.

[patronizing]

So you’re making it a habit to take the food that the customers ordered too much of. [ ... logic. ] If this was a real job, you’d be fired right on the spot for doing that.

[kreissmas]

[ logic!! ]

I'm not making it a habit! [ groaaaan that makes him sound like a thief okay ] Besides, we're not getting paid for this. I don't think it counts as a real job.

[patronizing]

[ logic always wins out in the end!! ]

Ah, now you’re denying it? Even if it’s a real job or not, we have to make it believable. If this was a real job at a real maid cafe, would the employees be stealing food that people ordered too much of? The answer is no.

[kreissmas]

That's true, but... [ but if it was a real job he'd have money to go buy food elsewhere ] I'll make up for it later, if it matters that much.

[ ... how he's going to do that he has no idea but w/e positive thinking!! ]

[patronizing]

What are you saying? You can hardly make up for the food you’ve stolen from people unless you have some kind of income. Judging by your appearance, I’d say you don’t have a job and are still searching for employment. When someone hires you, maybe then you’ll have a chance of making up for your acts of stealing. By the end of the day it’s not something I’m concerned about, but I’ll wish you all the best of luck in your endeavor. [ ... translate as you will noel and good luck. ]

[playerkills]

[ At least you can talk to people, Ririchiyo. Yozora can't even be her sadistic self around most of these customers. As she makes her way back to the kitchen to get some rest, she spots Ririchiyo. ]

How do you do it? ... Talk to people...

[ She asks her as if she's running out of air. From her perspective, this job is as exhausting as it looks! ]

[patronizing]

[ It’s hardly considered talking when you’re making them wish they’d never came to this cafe. Ririchiyo does, however, notice how exhausted she looks. ]

You open your mouth and words come out. [ Yeah, that’s how you do it. Clearly. ]

[playerkills]

I'm not simple. [ Yozora is offended! She leans on the wall, some distance away from Ririchiyo. ] It's facing the fear that's difficult.

[patronizing]

So you’re scared of all the people you and that lolicon roped into coming here? [ She does get it though... socializing is really hard, especially when it isn’t your forte. ] Humph, how stupid. Well, at least this time you aren’t huddling up in a corner while resisting the urge to throw up.

[playerkills]

When I do throw up, I'll make sure to cover you in vomit from head to toe.

This wasn't my idea in the first place...

[patronizing]

I’ll make sure not to be anywhere near this cafe when that happens.

[ ... ] Well, I suppose this type of thing doesn’t match up to your kind of activity. It reeks too much of that lolicon.

[playerkills]

How long do you suppose it'll take a lolicon to die from asphyxiation? [ she's glaring at sena as she walks across the room, jiggling her vulgar boobs around. ]

[patronizing]

Not soon enough. [ she’s following your gaze and practically sending death glares toward that big-boobed lolicon... she will pay for this severely. ] Why do you ask?

[playerkills]

I'm thinking of an elaborate plan of murder that will make it look like an accident. [ breaks the pencil she's been writing all the order with in half!! ]

[patronizing]

Is murder really necessary? This is a public place, you know. If we commit such an act, we’ll have too many witnesses. If you want revenge, we have to aim a little lower. [ ... that poor pencil!! ririchiyo weeps for you. you were innocent in all of this ] And somewhere with less prying eyes would be a good start.

[playerkills]

The bathroom. [ yes this is a good plan. never mind that ange and shiki are in there right now ]

[onlyserves]

[He has been watching over his master somewhere behind the scenes. Way, way, way back. A spot where he was completely out of the way, easy to ignore, and not notice at all. It was difficult for him to leave his master alone. Even if she was in a "safe place" of sorts, he just couldn't help have trouble not imagine someone trying to do some sort of pass on his adorable master. What if they tried to touch her inappropiately while she worked? He should be there! To protect her from all the potential threats of the area, even if watching her doing so much hard work bugged him to no ends. He will have to make it up to her by being her hands and feet for an entire week! He was very determined to allow it to be so.

Now, however, he was simply watching her speak with other people during her break. Soushi did not move from his spot until he noticed his master was finally left alone. He hated to leave her alone for very long or else she would begin to silently brood.]

Ririchiyo-sama. [Yes, he will be heading her way.] Are you currently enjoying yourself?

[patronizing]

[ Here it was again, that irregular heartbeat. She knew it was Miketsukami who was talking to her before she turned around to face him, albiet with a bit of fidgeting. He was asking her if she was enjoying herself, which meant that he was worried about her in his own way; she knew him well enough to know that. Before she answers, she turns her head to the side somewhat to hide her blushing face. ]

I wouldn’t say that I’m enjoying myself, but it is fun. I-I guess. Everyone has been helping each other out which is.. good.

[mishaps]

[he doesn't say anything at first, just extending her some water.]

Hey. This whole thing is... how's it going?