friendless losers cafe

[playerkills]

Who: The Neighbors Club and YOU!
What: tsundere maid cafe
When: Day 78, but people are free to tag in whenever!
Where: Neighbors Club headquarters in Sigyn
Rating: at least PG for Yozora and Sena because wow

Today is the grand opening of the Neighbors Club's newest event - the much-awaited Tsundere Maid Cafe. There are four location subthreads: outside the entrance, serving area, kitchen and a catch-all thread if there's anything else you want to do! FIGHT THE SYSTEM etc. In the serving area, feel free to pick a server of your choosing or leave it to us. If you're having trouble thinking of how to tag this, here's a list of RNG prompts for you to roll/pick from. The blank comments are spacers since a lot of people were having trouble loading our last log! Hopefully it works out for you guys.

OUTSIDE/KIDNAPPING	KITCHEN	CATCH-ALL
SERVING AREA	RANDOM SERVER	RNG PROMPTS
IC ANNOUNCEMENT	CODE	OOC INFO/PLOTTING

Comments

[meatshields]

[ it's friendless losers for life, charles. loser in, loser out!!! we true homies. ] Is it my fault that you were too slow and the items we were offering were very popular?! Blame your genes for not making you taller so you could get here faster!

[onceknighted]

It's not a fault of my genes that I'm this height, it's a fault of my age. [THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE clearly. also straining to see around her...]

How can you call yourself popular when there's barely even a handful of people around here?

[meatshields]

[ enjoy what the club members like to call 'agitated sena theater' in which she twitches, fumes and flails her arms in thwarted rage. ] Well! Obviously it's because people are leaving since all our items are gone!

[ priorities sena! ] Hey! If I give you something, will you go away?! If I'm stuck talking to you and a cute girl who looks like Kobato-chan comes along and I'm not able to greet them and take them to my table, I'll never forgive you! Here! [ and she holds out a candy wrapper at him. just a candy wrapper. no candy. ]

[onceknighted]

[oh agitated sena theater is pretty hilarious! he looks like he's about to laugh right up until she tries to hand him a candy wrapper....

then he just kind of stares at it and stares at her and stares at it again.]

That's an absolutely unacceptable offering. I wasted my precious time walking to this poorly-decorated room and I expect to be compensated in full. [stands there, fully intending to ruin any chances she has at catching wild Kobato clones!!]