[ so velige kind of woke up today to find himself a lion.
the first thing that really crosses his mind is that he is going to have to replace his bedframe. there's something about being a 400-pound cat that just tends to crush beds. the next thing that occurs to him is that he is going to have a hell of a time getting to work today. he's not sure if lions even get over-time pay. this... could be a long day.
at least he still has his bracelet. he also notices that he's somehow gained a collar-- its' a metallic plate-like object with V E L I G E carved onto it. unfortunately, the V, G and the last E are a little faded for some reason, and therefore, from afar, the most prominent letters make E L I. ]
the first thing that really crosses his mind is that he is going to have to replace his bedframe. there's something about being a 400-pound cat that just tends to crush beds. the next thing that occurs to him is that he is going to have a hell of a time getting to work today. he's not sure if lions even get over-time pay. this... could be a long day.
at least he still has his bracelet. he also notices that he's somehow gained a collar-- its' a metallic plate-like object with V E L I G E carved onto it. unfortunately, the V, G and the last E are a little faded for some reason, and therefore, from afar, the most prominent letters make E L I. ]
OPTION ONE. // Heimdall Welcome Hall
[ hello, early birds of Heimdall! there appears to be a very large lion padding down your halls to the kitchen. he's actually there out of habit then any real need for cereal-- it kind of occurs to him that he probably can't even eat cereal. but it's just that it's what he does every day, so... yeah.
he'll probably just poke his head into the kitchen, blink at you, and then silently waddle out again. ]
OPTION TWO. // streets of asgard
[ oh, look, you're witnessing a robbery! your usual formula-- little old native lady gets her bag nabbed by native brat, and it looks like he's doing that whole running-down-the-street-in-plain-sight thing. time to get your justice goggles on? but the thing is, before you can help intercept him, there's a flash of fur out of the corner of your eyes and... is that a lion hurtling towards the poor guy?
when you approach, you'll find a lion wearing a very perplexed look (for a lion) as the guy he's trapped under his paw is screaming for dear life. he's just a lion okay... is it really that weird? ]
OPTION THREE. // in front of the Sigyn Hospital
[ even if he can't really... make it to work today, he figures that it's the principle of the matter that counts. this is why there is currently a large lion parking his fat ass in front of the Sigyn Hospital, and he is currently giving precisely zero fucks. it seems like he's been here for a while now, because several of the native children in the area seem to have taken a liking to him. he has sprigs of branches and leave decorating his head, and there are bows in his mane.
it also seems like an enterprising photographer's set up camp here, because there are natives taking pictures with the lion. looks like he's making a tidy profit, too. do you want to take a picture with a lion... alternatively, you can rescue the poor lion from exploitation. he doesn't look like he minds, but, it doesn't seem like he'll get any royalties for this. ]
OPTION FOUR. // locked to ARGENTA
[ after such a tiring day, it's to no surprise that... Damien is asleep?
apparently. because there's now +1 shota asleep on his back. careful not to wake the sleeping boy, but figuring that he should get the poor kid to a proper bed, the lion is now waddling around asgard looking for a certain Argenta-- mostly because she knows Damien pretty well, judging from that conversation... ]
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